hornitos

why do i attract such crazy women?!
the latest one has uh. .called me at work, asked if a was single and then proceeded to tell me that, she married a women that she thought was a man. .

so obviously i had to ask. . how did you not know that?

and then she says " i took a vow of celibacy, until i got married"

so i'm thinking, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. ( by you know, being interested in me)

so anyways , she gave me her # in case i wanted to talk.

i'm not that great a talker.

i'm more like the , it's agreed we have sex alot and i buy you candy necklaces and little bottles of exotic booze.
(if booze can be considered exotic)
and actually i'd steal them since i work at a liquor store.

i wish i had someone to do that for. .