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i'm going to see the DWARVES next month! that oughta be fun. .

and i'm gonna go see the pixies too. .
i'm gonna take the kid to that one .

even though i don't know if he even likes them. .

i never found out what that rocket was. .

my 'thang' broke up with me today. .

after we had sex one last time. .

as she was leaving, i says to her. .
"if you ever wanna share a pasta plate . . let me know!"

and then she says . ." if you ever wanna argue again, let me know"

so i says " my good-bye was much better than yours"

and then a coupla ' hours later . .she txt's me . . "wanna share some pasta?"

and i reply. . " sure. . and margarita's too"

and she answers " and maybe a motel room?"

and i say " k"





but i always show up to these trysts with $20 in my pocket. . i pay for food and drinks (on the card) and then when she wants to get a room i say . . "i only have $20 to pitch in" . . because for some reason i like her to pay for the rooms.

she usually comes out ahead. . but it burns her that i won't pay for our sleazy sex hovels. .

by the way. . i 'm 36 and live my 'rents , thank you very much. .*takes a bow

and she lives with her. . umm. . husband. .


it's a long story. .