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ok, so i've been away for about 8 months or longer. . and now i'm gonna tell a story about a relationship ( and i'm using the term loosely) that i've had over that period of time .
but,
be warned. . it isn't pretty or stimulating or anything positive that i can think of. .
it all started when my house was getting fumigated (for termites)right after x-mas. . so i had to go stay in a motel room for a couple of days ..
so, i decided , i'd go to the local pub and have a drink. . ( i'm usually a homebody , so, this was an adventure of sorts)
and as i walk up to the entrance , this girl shouts " i know you! you're an asshole!"
and since that statement isn't exactly a lie. . i say " you don't know me"
i recognized her though, she was a friend of another girl i used to date . .
(i'm using the word 'girl' because that's the word i use , but everybody in this story is over 30)
so thru out the evening , we run into each other periodically, smoking cigarettes outside. . and then all of a sudden she says to me. . " my husband's gay and i haven't had sex in over 3 years. . do you wanna get together?"
so, i give a little chuckle. and started to ask questions about how it would affect her home life. .are there kids involved ? , etc.. . but obviously i'm interested. .
and she assures me . " I can do whatever i want and he understands"
so i say. . " ok but , don't expect much, i'm perdy blotto"
well, since i already have the motel room. . it's off we go. .
ok things get perdy explicit (?)
(if that;s the right word) right about now
we start off kinda casual, but soon all clothes are thrown to the floor. and we seem to fit really good together . . and after a. . i don't know a couple of hours . . who knows . .minutes maybe. . she starts to fellatio for me .
and she's REALLY into it. . and i'm like watching tv or staring at the ceiling or something. . but i'm definitely enjoying it and kind of amazed at her zeal for the whole thing, . .( i'm talking serious bobbing) when all of a sudden . . she says "omg. . i'm so embarrassed. ."
and i say " what's wrong?"
and she says " i gave myself a bloody nose on your stomach"
and she's right . . she's got a bloody nose. .
and obviously . . i'm intrigued. .
more later. .
ok, so i've been away for about 8 months or longer. . and now i'm gonna tell a story about a relationship ( and i'm using the term loosely) that i've had over that period of time .
but,
be warned. . it isn't pretty or stimulating or anything positive that i can think of. .
it all started when my house was getting fumigated (for termites)right after x-mas. . so i had to go stay in a motel room for a couple of days ..
so, i decided , i'd go to the local pub and have a drink. . ( i'm usually a homebody , so, this was an adventure of sorts)
and as i walk up to the entrance , this girl shouts " i know you! you're an asshole!"
and since that statement isn't exactly a lie. . i say " you don't know me"
i recognized her though, she was a friend of another girl i used to date . .
(i'm using the word 'girl' because that's the word i use , but everybody in this story is over 30)
so thru out the evening , we run into each other periodically, smoking cigarettes outside. . and then all of a sudden she says to me. . " my husband's gay and i haven't had sex in over 3 years. . do you wanna get together?"
so, i give a little chuckle. and started to ask questions about how it would affect her home life. .are there kids involved ? , etc.. . but obviously i'm interested. .
and she assures me . " I can do whatever i want and he understands"
so i say. . " ok but , don't expect much, i'm perdy blotto"
well, since i already have the motel room. . it's off we go. .
ok things get perdy explicit (?)
(if that;s the right word) right about now
we start off kinda casual, but soon all clothes are thrown to the floor. and we seem to fit really good together . . and after a. . i don't know a couple of hours . . who knows . .minutes maybe. . she starts to fellatio for me .
and she's REALLY into it. . and i'm like watching tv or staring at the ceiling or something. . but i'm definitely enjoying it and kind of amazed at her zeal for the whole thing, . .( i'm talking serious bobbing) when all of a sudden . . she says "omg. . i'm so embarrassed. ."
and i say " what's wrong?"
and she says " i gave myself a bloody nose on your stomach"
and she's right . . she's got a bloody nose. .
and obviously . . i'm intrigued. .
more later. .