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when i was like 16 or so, this girl i knew had the hiccups from drinking too much. so, on a whim, i dropped my pants and showed her my peener.
and it worked! she stopped hiccuping!
15 years later , i tried it again at a bar. some girl had the hiccups and her friends were trying everything to cure her. . so i dropped my pants again. .
but i never found out the results because her boyfriend (after laughing about it of course) said to me " you better leave now, before i kick your ass"
so i did .

i hope eveyone has a GREAT weekend!
i'll spend most of mine , working , and watching the baseball playoffs. . which , amazingly enough. . i can do at the same time!


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unravled:
"your face makes me smile" sounds too close to "your face makes me laugh" for me to tell whether that is a compliment or not.

But...thank you. I think.

When will you be here? Why next summer? Will you call first or just show up on my doorstep?
Oct 4, 2003
trinket:
"penner." You said "peener." heh heh hehe heehehehe

hee hee hee peener

Actually, I've heard of stranger things curing hiccups. No, wait. No, I haven't.
Oct 4, 2003

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