hornitos

a long time ago. .
it was my best-friends b-day , so i says " come over to my band practice" and i bought him a big 'ol botlle of tequila. But he never showed. And since it 'was' band practice, i was completely drunk by the end of it and was bitchin' about him not showing up. So i decide's to just drop on by his house, and raise hell. So i do, and he says " I have the worst toothache!, I couldn't go anywhere" So naturally, we start drinking tequila (alcohol is very bad for toothaches btw) and watching 'the warriors' on tv. since my friend's girlfriend just had a baby, and they didn't own shot glasses, we we're doing shots in 'gerber's baby food' bottles( which are considerably larger than normal shots) next thing i know, (after stealing everyone there's baseball caps and throwing them off the balcony into the street below) my friend is in the bathroom throwing up blood ( or baby food or something, i couldn';t really tell) i'm completely helpless to help him because everytime i open my eyes the room swirls and my stomach goes. . . woooooor wor wereieue . . so i'm crawling towards these horrible moans in the bathroom with my eyes closed because i can't open them (or else)

story continued at a later date . .