hornitos

when i was 13 i had 2 best-friends, missy and becky. they were a coupla years older than me so as a result i got to go to punk shows and keggers at a relatively early age. by the time i was 14 i was perdy much in the thick of things. one night the cops busted up a party at the beach and me and missy got busted for drinking beer. . luckily even with my hands in tie-strips i was able to reach into my pocket and bury the baggie full of cross-tops i had . . but mom had to pick me up at the police station . . and when she saw missy there she's all " i don't want you ever seeing that WHITE-WHORE again!"
and i'm all "uh. . just whore wouldv'e sufficed"
i guess were hispanic or somethin?
to make matters worse, when i had to go see my juvenile diversion probation person, i was wearing a heineken t-shirt i got at a thrift store. . nobody thought that was funny, but me

me and missy have kept in contact over the years , which is why i'm writing any of this because we had set up a phone conversation for tonite, but she never answered.
she's perdy busy though. . she's an actress and is rehearsing constantly for her new play . . she certainly is a drama queen!

becky and i had a little affair a few years ago (what else could it be, if i was involved?) but it didn't work out because i kept wanting to pull over on the side of the rode and bone her all the time , and uh. . i guess, uhh. .she didn't . .

anyways i love both of these women very much. .and a few others too. . i hope they and you know . .