hornbeck

"I am the first black astronaut to walk the bare moon -
from my air balloon."

"Up all night, sleepin' all day -
my dad wasted sperm when he made me."

"I'd open this door up so you could stumble in-
if you'd stop followin' me round' this jungleGym."

"Peddle pagan thresholds, stomach full of halo kibbles."

"Shut your foul stink hole-
I'm a human shish-kabob,
come join the BBQ jump on my pink pole"