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Okayy, So a while back I bought a laptop, and this was when I was still living with my ex BF Mike. Since it was a convenient wireless laptop we practically stopped using the desktop and put all the software and stuff on my laptop, including the roadrunner pop-sever e-mail account (that was in Mikes name) which we set up in outlook express. The password was stored therefore making it so we never had to sign in. Neither of us really used this email account very often, we just used it when we needed to email attachments to people and when registering at websites. So anyway, all these months have passed since we split and I completely forgot it was even set up in there, until today. I thought I ought to check it and delete the possible hundreds of junk messages. So im deleting.deletingdeletingTHEN, I come across one that has a subject line of here are your adult friend finder matches. My first impression was that it was junk mail, but I opened it up anyway. What I found was an email with possible matches for a certain member of adultfriendfinder.com by the name of musicianman1977. Mike is in a band and was born in 1977 so I assumed this was not junk mail at this point. I clicked a link and was brought to a login page, only I didnt have a password, but that was easy enough to get. So I entered the roadrunner email address in the box and a few moments later DING new message from cupid@adultfriendfinder.com with his username and password. So I log in and woah I find this profile (including the gayest picture ever of him):

musicianman1977 Just looking for some erotic, sexy, woman

28 year old Man in Englewood, Ohio, United States
Looking For: Women for Discreet Relationship

Profile for musicianman1977
I'm 28. I sing in a band. I recently got out of a 7 year relationship and want to be with some other woman without having to hit the bar seen, or be with girls that I meet in my band.
Ideal Person:
I've always wanted to have sex with an older woman while I'm still somewhat young. Well my times running out. I still love the younger women though.


Chezewhiz Christ. My fucking ex boyfriend who I dated for SEVEN years has a fucking profile set up on a sex / swingers personals site!!!

I dont know weather to laugh my ass off or throw up!



He wants to have discreet relationships (secret sex meetings) with old women!!!!!!

What a CREEP! OMG I cant believe I ever dated someone who would post a personal on a sex / swingers site!! AkkkI mean, If I was filling out a form and one of the questions was Name something that a guy could do that would automatically disqualify him from ever being someone you could be remotely attracted to. I could answer with Post a profile on a sex/swinger personals site

I place a lot on a persons character and I can say Mike really lowered his moral fiber on that move.

SO I read the rest of his info (a bunch of physical stats / employment stats etc.) and I came across a Male Endowment stat. I immediately changed his stats from average to: short and thin.

Hahahahahaa.woo
Umm, okay I thought Id share that because I thought it was amusing.

Have any of you ever dated someone and found out something after breaking up that makes you feel like you have no fucking clue who that person really is?

Its an odd feeling.