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thefreak:
I prefer to think of it as...



wink biggrin

-TM
the_happy_pig:
Nah! I met a girl with a death tunnel not that long ago. Unless of course yours is filled with hooks and barbs too? eeek
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WE GOT IT!!!!

I am SOOO excited. We can have the wedding in the backyard, Cam will have room to run, i'll have a garage. LOVE it. Who's coming over for a party?


Going away party is tonight at this house............everyone needs to come.
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libra:
the lego bits are keyrings i get from the lego store over here.
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
punt:
Screw the family.


Titties!
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Uggggh HELLO, favorite video games option to the left???

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I JUST saw that. That reminds me, the local arcade is selling their copy of house of the dead 1. I NEED it, i may have a fund raising party. My garage will consist of a pool table, poker supplies and that game.


I am happy because i put my down comforter back on, i...
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poison:
Give my entry for Miss Horrorfest a 5 star rating and help me win!!! More details in my journal....I've only got 2 days so if you can get anyone else to give this thing 5 stars it would be appreciated more than you know. Miss Horrorfest Dolly
kiss kiss kiss kiss
toothpickmoe:
Awesomesauce!
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thefreak:
Yes. Yes I am.

-TM
merritt:
Fuckin' a. It's all about good technique. With proper technique, hair should not be an issue. When felating, one should use the thumb and forefinger in an "OK" ring to stroke the shaft. It also creates a DMZ to protect against hair-mouth interaction.

As for cunnilingus, one would hope that you've been foolin' around for a few minutes and slipped a finger in (which is a convenient time for spreading the hair)... If not, it takes a single gesture to part the lips. That's when the nose comes into play... a little pressure with the nose pushing up right above the hood and you've got perfect hair-free access to the clit, and you can use your nose for a few seconds every now and again to give your tongue a rest.

Now, I personally think that a shaved or near-shaved pussy is a thing of beauty. I just can't keep my mouth off the stuff, no matter if it's natural, trimmed or bald.

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As for the 360...
A) Yes, there was divorce guilt. Due to divorce stuff and money issues, he hadn't had a kid party since he was 5, just small family parties. I felt bad about that, and wanted to do it right this year when I could afford it.
B) Hell yes, I wanted one!
C) I rawk.
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Wow, two weeks. I guess i am on a two week update rotation. That sucks.

I went down to OR to look for a place for us, was there almost a week....didn't find anything solid. Bummer, that means i have to go down again.

My ex and my best friend both got back from Iraq on Saturday. It makes me happy that they got back...
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prockgirlscout:
It's not that bad over here. Most of what I'm looking at is around $1900. That's still too high. I need one for like $1400. Every once in a while I see one. I just have to pounce on it when I do.
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Scratch that, the dude was a douchebag. Wanted a 5 year commitment from me and was only going to teach me sewing, none of the mechanics of upholstery which is what i wanted. I told him to go find a tiny Chinese woman to do the work. He said that if Cam got sick i had better have an emergency babysitter, cause he needs me...
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eliska:
apparently you got a new number and failed to give it to me...

YOU FAIL!!
christinarenee:
..sending private message
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the_happy_pig:
I hada girlfriend whose father did custom trimming for cars and bikes, he was rather good. Not as good as you''ll be I'll warrant. wink

So when is the date? If I can make it, I'd be honoured to come along.
syrrys:

hopey said:
Thanks. Which was your favorite?


Well of course the kids are adorable... and I do like the cars.... halloween is fun....
the 2 of the dildos are super hot




as are all of your "El Nekadore" ones are great

but my favorite is probably

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It has been FOREVER since i updated. I miss how this place used to be. It's not so great anymore, doesn't mean i love any of you any less. It's just not as entertaining as it was.

I got ENGAGED last thursday. He asked me at the Merle Haggard concert we went to. He was so nervous that he was shaking, he could barely ask....
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theaussie2:
If it's a real Scottish wedding, everyone must be shitfaced, someones Uncle will propasition a bridesmaid and there will be fighting.

Congratulations, and Lang mey yer lum reek!!

C
inks:
im super happy for you
^_^
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Camism of the day..............wait, of the YEAR!

"I wish.............I wish Princess Leia would kiss my balls."


He's on a star wars thing right now. My response?

"Yeah, you and every other boy on earth."
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stuzzy:
if you do a a RISK thing please do it on the weekend.... pretty please.. .i'll buy the beer.
metaverse:
Wtf are you?!?! I've had things happening here!!
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thefreak:
...who?

-TM
cosyne:
Is the band actually in black and white like that photo?