Well, good news........the chicken wings and beer helped my mud butt!!! Who knew that the cure to terminal trots was spicy fried delicious?
My grandma had an aneurysm on new years day............weird, waiting for the new year to go through that. She had a living will that stated that she wanted to be let go if anything major happened. She had a heart attack a...
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My grandma had an aneurysm on new years day............weird, waiting for the new year to go through that. She had a living will that stated that she wanted to be let go if anything major happened. She had a heart attack a...
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fridgemagnet:
Dude, you are gross. Also, check your christing testimonials. Sorry I've been a lazy friend for awhile. I'm not promising I'll be better, but I want you to know I still love ya.
rice:
Yes. You will have to remind me of that day forever, because I'm , what's the word? Oh yeah a "fucking retard". I hope your man doesn't get pissed at me for making passes at you with lines like "puke in your mouth". And before I forget I miss your big hairy mouth hole too.
FUCK, i just wrote an update and had it get eaten!!
I love listening to old Ray Charles on a sunday morning while i cook sausage and biscuits. I drank Jamacan Blue mountain coffee this weekend, $45 per pound!! It was delicious.
Starting saturday, my house will be full of people i love and people i used to love. I am hosting christmas this year...
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I love listening to old Ray Charles on a sunday morning while i cook sausage and biscuits. I drank Jamacan Blue mountain coffee this weekend, $45 per pound!! It was delicious.
Starting saturday, my house will be full of people i love and people i used to love. I am hosting christmas this year...
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quirky:
Ahh, ok. I'm always looking for enthusiasts to talk to about it.
Well, thanks for all the commisetory notes.
Today i am starting a couple of crafts. I need to bake cookies, make Josh a rad tartan stocking with a real fur trim, and make a couple of wreaths.
My house is a fucking mess because i have been working full times. That's what weekends are for right?
CAMISM:
He has been leaving his pants in the...
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Today i am starting a couple of crafts. I need to bake cookies, make Josh a rad tartan stocking with a real fur trim, and make a couple of wreaths.
My house is a fucking mess because i have been working full times. That's what weekends are for right?
CAMISM:
He has been leaving his pants in the...
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mishou:
that's not luck baby... that's skill. 
mishou:
in technicolor??? hell yeah it is. 
Well, because i had so many ooooh's and requests over the sweet potato recipe from the last post, here is the link. I made them for thanksgiving and my advice is to omit the sugar in the coconut mixture............they were a bit too sweet. I would also cook them faster at a higher temp. to get a little crispness.
Thanksgiving was rad, open bar, karaoke,...
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Thanksgiving was rad, open bar, karaoke,...
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hopelessc:
i can't make kahlua but i would send ya some southern made applepie moonshine that is if i had your address. i'd also give ya a nice shoulder to cry on but we are to far apart. 
i get that way sometimes and the best thing to do is say fuck it so cheer up and everything will work out.
i get that way sometimes and the best thing to do is say fuck it so cheer up and everything will work out.
bastardo:
Yeah, I'm looking at about 150 grand by the time I get out. Some of my friends are going to hit 200,000.
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buttonbutton:
Oh, I'm not a hater on the holidays. I celebrate christmas. Is that what you mean? also, you should send me the recipe for marshmallow stuffed coconut covered sweet potato balls. Those sound delicious. 
prockgirlscout:
Could you move back to the Aloha state, - Maui if possible, so I have someone cool to go out with? kthx.
You know how i know i'm getting old? I got a little bit of the butterflies when i read that Rumsfeld resigned. I couldn't be happier with the elections, fucking finally. Well, i haven't seen all of the results for the gay marriage bans, so i suppose i could be happier.
At last count there was 22 frogs on my porch, and the Cricket that's...
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At last count there was 22 frogs on my porch, and the Cricket that's...
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nivoldoog:
so your loving you new place I hear.... Im glad....
Im hoping to go to seattle in about 8 - 9 months.... What do you think of it, and where some cool places to go....
Im hoping to go to seattle in about 8 - 9 months.... What do you think of it, and where some cool places to go....
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strongmad:
Her dad died.
strongmad:
Yeah, she was due in yesterday. She said she'd probably be here a couple of weeks.
And just be contented that while you might not win elections, you give men erections!
And just be contented that while you might not win elections, you give men erections!
Well, it's halloween. I fucking love halloween. YAY for the celts! We have good ideas.
Not much time to go all out this year with the move and what not so i added a mustache to last years costume. Not only did i add facial hair, but i added a greasy disposition. I smooth it out with the shocker fingers, i get to grab and...
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Not much time to go all out this year with the move and what not so i added a mustache to last years costume. Not only did i add facial hair, but i added a greasy disposition. I smooth it out with the shocker fingers, i get to grab and...
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hopelessc:
thats awesome i hope he got enough candy to last well in to the next year. 
thelibra:
I think I want a mustache ride. 
Well, no puking for my sister. They cut her off before that could happen. I did get a picture of her with a cock ring on her head and made her sing meatloaf with me. That's almost like puke. I sang my dirty deeds and NO one clapped. If you knew how radtastic my version was, you would form a mob and hunt those assholes...
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missmyla:
Corvallis is so far away Let me know when you come closer into town.
Let me know when you come closer into town.
subrosa:
Not really. Just sometimes.
Are you really living in the Coen Valley now, and if so did you get the wings at Fox and Firkins?