This will be the last Thailand update. There are tales, but i will just give an overview. There are plans to make this a yearly vacation. I want to get alot of people from here to go with us next year.There are more pictures that need to be scanned. So, here are the tales.
We hung out almost every night here. Go check it out, their english translations are hilarious. Katie and i fell in hooker love with a couple of the girls.
This is a bad picture of our favorite girl. She was amazing.
This is a girl we dubbed "belt girl" she was hot, and tall.
And finally a woman i wouldn't call a hooker anymore, because she is rad and is so much more. Ling:
Ling became our tour guide and translator for most of the trip. She is soooo rad. She is the girl who was yelling and pointing at her pussy "look at my pussy when i yell at you!"
We saw a vegas style trannie show. Afterwards Katie checked with us............."soooooo, they were all guys?" Yep, there were a couple three that would fool you.
Katie and i got turned down by hookers.........either they were too tired to go back, or they didn't go home with people. I think we got denied 5 times. We actually got a hooker refund at one point. I am not sure they know that they are hookers! Those bitches made me mad. We gave one hooker swim lessons.
The people at the hotel made our bed one afternoon, and were kind enough to leave the cock ring right in the middle of the bed..........just to let us know that they knew. The funniest sexual experience of my life occured on this trip. I am swore to secrecy, or i would tell it.
We watched a white guy volunteer to go fight the muay thai boxers.........katie foolishly bet on the white guy. The tiny Thai guy almost knocked him out. It was great. We tried to get Katie up there, it was a no go.
The pharmacies are magical, we saw a hooker go in and buy pennecilin and lube. You can go in and buy vallium and valtrex and viagra all in one swoop. It was cool. Wish i would have brought home more vallium.
We saw a stray dog roll into a bar, shit on the floor and leave. There is a 7-11 on every corner, and they only sell scotch, Thailand LOVES scotch.
I ate grubs, a caterpillar, winged bugs and a SCORPION!! The scorpion tasted the best.
We saw the infamous pussy shows!!
The women all look sort of bored or pissed.
There was a woman who pulled firecrakers out of her cooter........angrily popping them as she pulled. There was a string of razors and a string of needles. One shot bananas across the room.......one almost hit me. One would blow darts with accuracy, she would pop a balloon you held. One blew out 6 candles on a cake. One opened coke bottles with her pussy. Now THAT is grizzled.
Good people, entertainment and great food.
It was fabulous, who's going next year?
We hung out almost every night here. Go check it out, their english translations are hilarious. Katie and i fell in hooker love with a couple of the girls.
This is a bad picture of our favorite girl. She was amazing.
This is a girl we dubbed "belt girl" she was hot, and tall.
And finally a woman i wouldn't call a hooker anymore, because she is rad and is so much more. Ling:
Ling became our tour guide and translator for most of the trip. She is soooo rad. She is the girl who was yelling and pointing at her pussy "look at my pussy when i yell at you!"
We saw a vegas style trannie show. Afterwards Katie checked with us............."soooooo, they were all guys?" Yep, there were a couple three that would fool you.
Katie and i got turned down by hookers.........either they were too tired to go back, or they didn't go home with people. I think we got denied 5 times. We actually got a hooker refund at one point. I am not sure they know that they are hookers! Those bitches made me mad. We gave one hooker swim lessons.
The people at the hotel made our bed one afternoon, and were kind enough to leave the cock ring right in the middle of the bed..........just to let us know that they knew. The funniest sexual experience of my life occured on this trip. I am swore to secrecy, or i would tell it.
We watched a white guy volunteer to go fight the muay thai boxers.........katie foolishly bet on the white guy. The tiny Thai guy almost knocked him out. It was great. We tried to get Katie up there, it was a no go.
The pharmacies are magical, we saw a hooker go in and buy pennecilin and lube. You can go in and buy vallium and valtrex and viagra all in one swoop. It was cool. Wish i would have brought home more vallium.
We saw a stray dog roll into a bar, shit on the floor and leave. There is a 7-11 on every corner, and they only sell scotch, Thailand LOVES scotch.
I ate grubs, a caterpillar, winged bugs and a SCORPION!! The scorpion tasted the best.
We saw the infamous pussy shows!!
The women all look sort of bored or pissed.
There was a woman who pulled firecrakers out of her cooter........angrily popping them as she pulled. There was a string of razors and a string of needles. One shot bananas across the room.......one almost hit me. One would blow darts with accuracy, she would pop a balloon you held. One blew out 6 candles on a cake. One opened coke bottles with her pussy. Now THAT is grizzled.
Good people, entertainment and great food.
It was fabulous, who's going next year?
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It's going to be a 2-3 weeks before I play with them, but I'll still most likely be there next week.
I'm sitting on my lazy ass right now, what you got going on?