hopey

Yes. Yes I am.

-TM

Fuckin' a. It's all about good technique. With proper technique, hair should not be an issue. When felating, one should use the thumb and forefinger in an "OK" ring to stroke the shaft. It also creates a DMZ to protect against hair-mouth interaction.

As for cunnilingus, one would hope that you've been foolin' around for a few minutes and slipped a finger in (which is a convenient time for spreading the hair)... If not, it takes a single gesture to part the lips. That's when the nose comes into play... a little pressure with the nose pushing up right above the hood and you've got perfect hair-free access to the clit, and you can use your nose for a few seconds every now and again to give your tongue a rest.

Now, I personally think that a shaved or near-shaved pussy is a thing of beauty. I just can't keep my mouth off the stuff, no matter if it's natural, trimmed or bald.

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As for the 360...
A) Yes, there was divorce guilt. Due to divorce stuff and money issues, he hadn't had a kid party since he was 5, just small family parties. I felt bad about that, and wanted to do it right this year when I could afford it.
B) Hell yes, I wanted one!
C) I rawk.