So I saw this dude named Tim light his farts on fire, it was the most amusing thing in the world.
enough about farts, I saw emily last night, let me tell you a story it has been almost 4 years since me and her have been a couple and within this past 4 years me and her have been together 4 times for a total of about six months not all at once but spred out. I thought i got over her, and i had convinced myself that she really did not mean to much to me anymore, WOW I AM FUCKING STUPID, when i saw her for the first time in a year last november she told me she loved me and right then is when i realized i never got over her i could just ignore my feelings for her because she was not around and i had a girlfriend, i have seen her twice since then both times she told me how she loved me and wanted to be with me, last night she said something i thought i would never hear her say, it made me insanely happy but upset the shit out of me at the same time, because she is in the national gaurd so she is going to be going to iraq for about 18 months, she is supposed to be leaving in March, but i guess when she gets back she is going to have a shit load of money and she told me that she could buy a house, more like buy US a house, not only that she told me "when i get back we should get married" and this next thing was what just fucking killed me "we were ment to be together" i never thought that she would ever say anything like that. It will be worth the wait that, by then it will have been six years since we were toghether SIX FUCKING YEARS it would have taken me to get her back, all i have to say is it better work this time.
some good news i get to see Emily this weekend, she is going to be around for about 3 days and she wants me to come stay with her so YAY
enough about farts, I saw emily last night, let me tell you a story it has been almost 4 years since me and her have been a couple and within this past 4 years me and her have been together 4 times for a total of about six months not all at once but spred out. I thought i got over her, and i had convinced myself that she really did not mean to much to me anymore, WOW I AM FUCKING STUPID, when i saw her for the first time in a year last november she told me she loved me and right then is when i realized i never got over her i could just ignore my feelings for her because she was not around and i had a girlfriend, i have seen her twice since then both times she told me how she loved me and wanted to be with me, last night she said something i thought i would never hear her say, it made me insanely happy but upset the shit out of me at the same time, because she is in the national gaurd so she is going to be going to iraq for about 18 months, she is supposed to be leaving in March, but i guess when she gets back she is going to have a shit load of money and she told me that she could buy a house, more like buy US a house, not only that she told me "when i get back we should get married" and this next thing was what just fucking killed me "we were ment to be together" i never thought that she would ever say anything like that. It will be worth the wait that, by then it will have been six years since we were toghether SIX FUCKING YEARS it would have taken me to get her back, all i have to say is it better work this time.
some good news i get to see Emily this weekend, she is going to be around for about 3 days and she wants me to come stay with her so YAY
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Ya thats from army of darkness. But it's still a trick.