Right. So..
/end drama.
Things are all better now. Well, not all, but at least I'm not a big drama hag at the moment.
On the other hand, my family's business is temporarily shut down thanks to hurricane Wilma. But, their power got cut back on today. My mother was fairly adorable. She sent me an e-mail, telling me nothing, just because she could.
Anyways. Still taking applications for bed-warmers.
I cook. I clean the kitchen, bathroom and windows. You must like cats. If you don't clean, you better not mind the place being messy. You can't move in, but you can hang around a lot. If you do, I'll even clean you out a drawer so you can leave a few things. I won't do your laundry, unless you give me the money to pay for the one wash cycle, and two drys it'll take. Plus you'll have to use my detergent. If we go out, I don't mind going dutch. But, once in a while, you should offer to pay for things. I'll do the same.
I like to get in my car and go on random adventures, you better be game. I'm not the best behaved drunk, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to stop drinking. You'll learn to handle me. I can be sweet, or I can be a sarcastic bitch. Neither behaviour is a direct reflection on you, this is just who I am. If you don't like cats, we'll have a problem, my cat is practically my baby. I like to just lie in bed and watch movies sometimes, or curl up together on the couch to watch TV.
If you make extravagant offers, I will probably turn you down. I like getting flowers, but not roses. There's no creativity in roses. [But, if you insist, I love sterling roses. Those are the purple-ish/greysilver kind] There's no reason that I would want to meet your family, I'm not being rude, just saying. If you're going to be insecure because most of my friends are male, give up now. We shouldn't talk about politics, because I get angry. I can handle talking about religion. If you're stupid, like.. lack common sense and intelligence, I'm not interested.
You know where to find me.
Oh, and I just had to add that the cheesey TV show Sir Arthur Connan Doyle's The Lost World is possibly my favorite thing on TV. If you're ever up at 6:00 AM with nothing to do, it's on TNT.
/end drama.
Things are all better now. Well, not all, but at least I'm not a big drama hag at the moment.
On the other hand, my family's business is temporarily shut down thanks to hurricane Wilma. But, their power got cut back on today. My mother was fairly adorable. She sent me an e-mail, telling me nothing, just because she could.
Anyways. Still taking applications for bed-warmers.
I cook. I clean the kitchen, bathroom and windows. You must like cats. If you don't clean, you better not mind the place being messy. You can't move in, but you can hang around a lot. If you do, I'll even clean you out a drawer so you can leave a few things. I won't do your laundry, unless you give me the money to pay for the one wash cycle, and two drys it'll take. Plus you'll have to use my detergent. If we go out, I don't mind going dutch. But, once in a while, you should offer to pay for things. I'll do the same.
I like to get in my car and go on random adventures, you better be game. I'm not the best behaved drunk, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to stop drinking. You'll learn to handle me. I can be sweet, or I can be a sarcastic bitch. Neither behaviour is a direct reflection on you, this is just who I am. If you don't like cats, we'll have a problem, my cat is practically my baby. I like to just lie in bed and watch movies sometimes, or curl up together on the couch to watch TV.
If you make extravagant offers, I will probably turn you down. I like getting flowers, but not roses. There's no creativity in roses. [But, if you insist, I love sterling roses. Those are the purple-ish/greysilver kind] There's no reason that I would want to meet your family, I'm not being rude, just saying. If you're going to be insecure because most of my friends are male, give up now. We shouldn't talk about politics, because I get angry. I can handle talking about religion. If you're stupid, like.. lack common sense and intelligence, I'm not interested.
You know where to find me.
Oh, and I just had to add that the cheesey TV show Sir Arthur Connan Doyle's The Lost World is possibly my favorite thing on TV. If you're ever up at 6:00 AM with nothing to do, it's on TNT.
the rest of what you are asking for sounds like a relationship - almost anyway ... do you have any plans on how to conduct interviews of the applicants
I hope you share some of the more outrageous applications - I know I like a good laugh
hugs m'lady