hooglebug

i hate being shit. i hate stupid last second ebay bidders outbidding you on something you really need and thats actually on the same street as you the bastard cuntfaced cock-knocking monkey knackers. i hate being a fat ugly bugger who know ones looks at twice. i hate liking people who hate me or even worse dont think anything about me. i hate being attracted...
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i dreamt i was at a party (me!?? at a party!!!???) and all these girls went upstairs to a bedroom and one just said i should go too. so i went. they all went and sat on the bed and moved a picture aside on the wall and there was a little hole. they all started taking turns looking through the hole that went into...
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god im lonely

i spend my nights and any spare time drawing a comic book.

gee, why havent i had sex in 16 months?

though to be fair, iv only been drawing it for the last few weeks.

damn.

that must mean im just really fat and ugly

bugger

page 14 of my batman comic is in the album now

thinking up and writing lines and drawing my comic whilst listening to the score from dark knight and saying the lines im writing in my head in the voice so i know its right for the character could make someone a bit crazy. its a good job im a nice sane person who isnt prone to flights of fancy and mild melancholic hysteria

for the one person who has been reading, my comic book will now be in my pics

i dont know about anyone else, but i really rather need to have sex. quite badly. a lot.