hooglebug

i dreamt i was at a party (me!?? at a party!!!???) and all these girls went upstairs to a bedroom and one just said i should go too. so i went. they all went and sat on the bed and moved a picture aside on the wall and there was a little hole. they all started taking turns looking through the hole that went into next doors bedroom where a girl was making porn films. so they were all getting all excited and stuff, and obviously that was making me excited. then they all went out of the room again, leaving me there on my own. they came back with other people and sat about deciding what to do about how to trick this girl next door into thinking there was a ghost in her room (!!??). while they were doing this a girl sat next to me and whispered in my ear to follow her.

so off we both went down this long corridor that was suddenly there and round a corner and we started making out. cool. then she took her shirt off. cooler. then her friends started shouting her and came looking for her. bugger. so told me to sit next to a chair and she put her shirt on the chair and hit behind a curtain, thinking they would think her shirt was her and we were just talking. clearly, it didnt work. they asked why she was hiding. she said "because its embarrassing". they asked what was embarrassing. she said "being found with him."

nice. even in my dreams i cant get any