hooeylewis

Random thoughts of the day

Do Midgets watch regular porn for shits and giggles?
If guys had boobs they would never leave the house.
Geeks and Nerds shall rule the world one day.
Dwarf tossing and Rochambeau should become Olympic sports.
I have never seen Midget on Midget porn.
I want a Donkey show for my bachelor party if i ever get married like they did in Clerks 2.
I miss Baseball season already.
I have many ideas for my next Tattoo. I want one across my upper chest that says one life one chance.