Ok, I admit it.
*cough, cough*
I am 24 years old and I still get Acne. No, it's not because I am an unclean person. No, it's far, far more sinister. It is because... *drum roll* I drool when I pass out. And, quite frankly, it's summer, and I pass out more nights than I will admit. (haha).
Ok, add a new humbling moment to the left side of my screan.
Now, onto more exciting things. The Alexander Street music festival is tomorrow! Hurrah! If I'm in town, can you guess where I'll be all day? http://www.clearchannelrochester.com/alexanderstmusicfest.html
If I'm not there, it's because I'm in Erie, PA, spending my weekend fixing my great grandmother's toilet. That toilet is evil and has conspired to kill my time at the Lilac festival and it's threatening the Alexander one now! Evil! Evil!
"Well, why don't you call a plumber?" My little great grandmother only trusts one plumber, and he's been dead for almost 15 years. That helps!
So, if there's any of you out there with religion or voodoo or something, make that toilet work! haha
I got an update on my car. I got it back from Midas, and it wouldn't turn right! LOL! I was like, "WTF?" So, i take it back in and say to the manager, "Uhhh, the car doesn't turn right." His face was like, "Ok, i know the kid's dumb, but damn..." So, I toss him the keys, he jumps in and ...
Well, his face was priceless. After a few tries, he gets it pulled back into the garage and up on the jacks. The comedian who did the alignment had forgotten to undo a screw on the Tie Rod (Ok, i don't know. I mean, i know what a tie rod is, ok. I know that you need to do a re-alignment upon replacing, but what the hell do you need to tighten during an alignment that then has to be loosened after? This from Mr. Automobile Fix-it boy of Skyhall 1).
I'll get some pictures of the only bitch who loves me, My '91 VW up here soon.
*cough, cough*
I am 24 years old and I still get Acne. No, it's not because I am an unclean person. No, it's far, far more sinister. It is because... *drum roll* I drool when I pass out. And, quite frankly, it's summer, and I pass out more nights than I will admit. (haha).
Ok, add a new humbling moment to the left side of my screan.
Now, onto more exciting things. The Alexander Street music festival is tomorrow! Hurrah! If I'm in town, can you guess where I'll be all day? http://www.clearchannelrochester.com/alexanderstmusicfest.html
If I'm not there, it's because I'm in Erie, PA, spending my weekend fixing my great grandmother's toilet. That toilet is evil and has conspired to kill my time at the Lilac festival and it's threatening the Alexander one now! Evil! Evil!
"Well, why don't you call a plumber?" My little great grandmother only trusts one plumber, and he's been dead for almost 15 years. That helps!
So, if there's any of you out there with religion or voodoo or something, make that toilet work! haha
I got an update on my car. I got it back from Midas, and it wouldn't turn right! LOL! I was like, "WTF?" So, i take it back in and say to the manager, "Uhhh, the car doesn't turn right." His face was like, "Ok, i know the kid's dumb, but damn..." So, I toss him the keys, he jumps in and ...
Well, his face was priceless. After a few tries, he gets it pulled back into the garage and up on the jacks. The comedian who did the alignment had forgotten to undo a screw on the Tie Rod (Ok, i don't know. I mean, i know what a tie rod is, ok. I know that you need to do a re-alignment upon replacing, but what the hell do you need to tighten during an alignment that then has to be loosened after? This from Mr. Automobile Fix-it boy of Skyhall 1).
I'll get some pictures of the only bitch who loves me, My '91 VW up here soon.
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malloreigh:
thanks. i think other people think i'm much prettier than i really am.
thanks. i think other people think i'm much prettier than i really am.
dragonchylde:
okay you are not the only one who drools in their sleep..and I dont know who is going to be the lucky person to see me in my birthday suit on my birthday.