We all get joke emails, right? Well, most of them i look at and spend 20-30 seconds reading and hit the delete button. this bitch has been in my email box for more than 2 years, because it's about the funniest shit I've ever read.
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili...
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The dog got into the end of the cheese cake and is running around with the most serious sugar rush. Poor Tashan-Zets. (Natasha).
You want to know what really sucks about being single? Local strawberries are in season right now, hershey's chocolate is prolificly available. All i'm missing for a wonderful evening of worshipping a beautiful woman is...
a woman.
You want to know what really sucks about being single? Local strawberries are in season right now, hershey's chocolate is prolificly available. All i'm missing for a wonderful evening of worshipping a beautiful woman is...
a woman.
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jade:
Hahaha, don't worry, nerdiness is cool in my book. It was cool to meet you too, and thank you for the compliment. 
You know, that's a great question. What really sucks about being single? I looove being single. Enjoy the strawberries and chocolate else with friends or even alone!
You know, that's a great question. What really sucks about being single? I looove being single. Enjoy the strawberries and chocolate else with friends or even alone!
kate:
i wasnt 
or 
, i was 
or , i was
So, I made it!
The 2 bands (Bloom and Mooney Suzuki) were... eh... Mooney Suzuki had good stage pressence, but i only could make out about half of the liracs. I won't venture forth any reasons.
And the girls were well worth the wait. I figure i'll go around to each of the girls who performed and whom I saw at the show and post...
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The 2 bands (Bloom and Mooney Suzuki) were... eh... Mooney Suzuki had good stage pressence, but i only could make out about half of the liracs. I won't venture forth any reasons.
And the girls were well worth the wait. I figure i'll go around to each of the girls who performed and whom I saw at the show and post...
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blossy:
I am pretty certain you have . It's a good thing. I have learned to listen better by his example, thankfully. So, you see all you need to do is find a chick who won't shut up....get to know her (that takes all of 5 minutes with chicks like that) and listen to her and keep hanging with her...then voila...you'll become more outgoing around chicks and she'll become more aware of when to talk and when not to talk.
. It's a good thing. I have learned to listen better by his example, thankfully. So, you see all you need to do is find a chick who won't shut up....get to know her (that takes all of 5 minutes with chicks like that) and listen to her and keep hanging with her...then voila...you'll become more outgoing around chicks and she'll become more aware of when to talk and when not to talk.
blossy:
That's just it though, befriend someone like that and they can teach a shy person how to be around people of the opposite sex very easily, while they tehmselves learn something of how inappropriate it can seem to always have to have something to say, just because a person listens.
First off, do not take your dad to SGB if you want to stay and hang out with the girls and shit. He gets tired, early.
*sighs*
*sighs*
Yes, it's tomorrow!
I was thinking about going to the toronto burlesque, but a number of factors made me decide not to. For example, Quinne is going to be there.
It's sad though. there are 10 or 11 SG's to show at the toronto show, besides the performers, and 2 for the buffalo show. Those girls are just going to be overwhelmed! Poor girls.
Nothing...
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I was thinking about going to the toronto burlesque, but a number of factors made me decide not to. For example, Quinne is going to be there.
It's sad though. there are 10 or 11 SG's to show at the toronto show, besides the performers, and 2 for the buffalo show. Those girls are just going to be overwhelmed! Poor girls.
Nothing...
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murder_tramp:
i'm there dude
Ok, time to hide that last entry. It was sad and i don't want to be sad.
I'm happy, damn it! Well, that's my goal.
This friday is the SG live show in buffalo. it's only about an hour away, so i'm totally there. Tickets are a problem, because ticketmaster wants $10 in freaking handling charges. Screw that, i'll get the tickets at the door....
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I'm happy, damn it! Well, that's my goal.
This friday is the SG live show in buffalo. it's only about an hour away, so i'm totally there. Tickets are a problem, because ticketmaster wants $10 in freaking handling charges. Screw that, i'll get the tickets at the door....
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psychicgoldfish:
rent, food, art supplies, books, clothes, computer stuff, you know... all the usual ways it tends to disappear...
hlb:
your taking your dad, that is fuckin great
Ash did an entry (based on another's entry) about writing a letter to their childhood version. Since I read her entry, it's been knocking around in my head.
Now, 3 am in the morning, i find myself unable to sleep if i don't write something.
Dear 8 year old Orion,
Yes, you're in therapy now, but it'll be alright. You will be fine. You'll adjust...
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Now, 3 am in the morning, i find myself unable to sleep if i don't write something.
Dear 8 year old Orion,
Yes, you're in therapy now, but it'll be alright. You will be fine. You'll adjust...
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honorofgalahad:
I write too much. I love SG. so many amazing people.
If i write too much/too many journal replies, i'm sorry. feel free to delete them. I get carried away.
If i write too much/too many journal replies, i'm sorry. feel free to delete them. I get carried away.
ash:
isnt it so funny that ... you find so many things to say to your old self when u look back ... and u feel like you would change EVERYTHING if you had the chance ...
yet at the end, you decide that maybe you would change nothing.
I did that too
yet at the end, you decide that maybe you would change nothing.
I did that tooEveryone go and give Poe some love. Her kitty isn't feeling well, and we all know how that can affect someone.
It's monday. bahhh. The first person to say, "You've got a ca..." No, lets end that thought right there.
Not much going on today, hurray. I really messed up my left arm though. It feels like i pulled muscles in the forearm and the...
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It's monday. bahhh. The first person to say, "You've got a ca..." No, lets end that thought right there.
Not much going on today, hurray. I really messed up my left arm though. It feels like i pulled muscles in the forearm and the...
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foreverloaded:
Heyyy babehh. Wha's a-happenin'?
hehehe
Thanks for the comment- I agree with you totally. You called that one straight. How I lulled myself into thinking this situation would not present itself sooner or later was surely wishful thinking. ack. Well- just got home from work, gonna go take long bath, have calgon take me away or some shit. Talk to ya later, toots.
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hehehe
Thanks for the comment- I agree with you totally. You called that one straight. How I lulled myself into thinking this situation would not present itself sooner or later was surely wishful thinking. ack. Well- just got home from work, gonna go take long bath, have calgon take me away or some shit. Talk to ya later, toots.
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smthngclever:
dont insinuate. I dont know you well enough.
careful with that shit, it can make people uncomfortable thats all.
but hey dont sweat it, now you know
careful with that shit, it can make people uncomfortable thats all.
but hey dont sweat it, now you know
I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hurray! 4 days in Erie, and I have returned. I went down to help take care of my great grandmother. I drove my mother down, and...
Ok, first that. What a joy. I love my mother to peices, but... no. not that kinda time in the car with her, all alone. It's like turning on one of those electric drills, placing it to...
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Hurray! 4 days in Erie, and I have returned. I went down to help take care of my great grandmother. I drove my mother down, and...
Ok, first that. What a joy. I love my mother to peices, but... no. not that kinda time in the car with her, all alone. It's like turning on one of those electric drills, placing it to...
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smthngclever:
wow. sounds like a lot of work. she is quite the pack-rat huh? find any cool shit? or just shit? She needs to be on that Clean Sweep show where they make pack rats get rid of stuff. Craziness. You deserve a drink!
poem:
Thanks a lot for the kitty expertise! I think I'll try that tuna fish thing, as he seems to really enjoy McDonald's grilled chicken and Subways roast beef, though he will only eat it out of our hands, not off the floor, like he doesn't trust it maybe, which would make perfect sense if he can't smell it too well. I'm almost positive he doesn't have worms, and he's an inside cat, so no weird infections. I think he's just depressed from moving around so much lately. I'm not sure if it's just something he'll get over or if he's really sick..? :/
Change up in my top 5 SG. Poe is freaking gorgeous. Who woulda thought ear mods could look that awesome? I know the girl removed won't notice. Attitude burns another one. Go Poe (omg, woman was just NOT meant to be that gorgeous. How do men even talk to her? "bu... be.. le... ah..." And Fractal, for reminding me of someone I can never have)....
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benni:
hey hey hey, whoa... whoa. you calling me gravity defiant? 
captsparrow:
thats a good idea, especially since I had a really wacko dream last night....
I was a special agent in Spain, and Michael Douglas was my partner. And we were laughing cause we couldn't get our special agent phones to work. So we went swimming. I wonder what I ate to make all that happen.
I was a special agent in Spain, and Michael Douglas was my partner. And we were laughing cause we couldn't get our special agent phones to work. So we went swimming.
I wonder what I ate to make all that happen.It's small, it's silly, I also posted it under SGUNY.
St. Charles Fair.
on the corner of Latta road and Mount read, in Rochester, NY. (Town of greece. Take 390 south to the Latta road exit, turn right and you'll see it when you get to the top of the hill or just past the hill).
It's a very small affair (kinda cheezy even), but...
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St. Charles Fair.
on the corner of Latta road and Mount read, in Rochester, NY. (Town of greece. Take 390 south to the Latta road exit, turn right and you'll see it when you get to the top of the hill or just past the hill).
It's a very small affair (kinda cheezy even), but...
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ash:
Honestly I picked my top five because of how communicative they were to me. The ones I talk to the most are on there, and they tend* to have a lot in common with me too. does that answer your question?
peggy:
Sounds like fun. It's a shame I'm too far away to go.
I dreamt the world was coming to an end...
That was cool though. I was happy as hell. I didn't have to worry about my future career as an engineer, or about taxes or how much money I had invested. It was all, "Well, shit. We're either going to die, and then we won't have anything to worry about, or we'll live and start over....
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That was cool though. I was happy as hell. I didn't have to worry about my future career as an engineer, or about taxes or how much money I had invested. It was all, "Well, shit. We're either going to die, and then we won't have anything to worry about, or we'll live and start over....
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smthngclever:
The night before last I dreamt that I was a leader in a part of some type of rebellious revolution. I wouldnt go as far to say anarchist, but definitly rebellious. I felt so alive. I woke shouting "REVOLT!"
ok I made that last part up
ok I made that last part up
scorpio_:
Great dream!! Hehe...yeah, waxing isn't as painful as people think it is. Although....it depends on what you're getting waxed. I still think it's funny as hell when Mel Gibson waxes his legs in "What Women Want". That shit cracks me up! I swear to god, that if any guy ever asks me to marry him, I'm gonna make him wax his legs as a sign of his devotion. (It'll also be a test of how well he listens)
I still think it's funny as hell when Mel Gibson waxes his legs in "What Women Want". That shit cracks me up! I swear to god, that if any guy ever asks me to marry him, I'm gonna make him wax his legs as a sign of his devotion. (It'll also be a test of how well he listens)
I just started creative writing when I first joined SG in April, and am still trying to find my own style and format. You would have "hated" my first story, it was one long sentence...