-i ain't no joke, i used to let the mic smoke. now i slam it when i'm done to make sure it's broke.
-yes sir...another splendid friday.
got a 98 on my psych test. yay me.
i just checked out the list of limbo SG girls...a lot to look forward to.
..and now a song for all you lovers out there...(sung to the tune of "strangers in the night" by Sinatra
Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packing.
Wondering if they might
plan a hijacking.
They could pull...
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got a 98 on my psych test. yay me.
i just checked out the list of limbo SG girls...a lot to look forward to.
..and now a song for all you lovers out there...(sung to the tune of "strangers in the night" by Sinatra
Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packing.
Wondering if they might
plan a hijacking.
They could pull...
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user092840:
I'm friends with David,and its my page,which I own and run. 
abigail:
good jokes
-thursday morning
more rain.
big lump on my head.
many vicodins in my pocket.
not much to say.
off to work now.
i'll leave you with this little prayer:
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they...
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more rain.
big lump on my head.
many vicodins in my pocket.
not much to say.
off to work now.
i'll leave you with this little prayer:
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they...
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harliquin:
three guys walk into a bar. . . a priest, a homosexual, and a pedophile--and that was just the first guy!
...gimme a vicodin, i'll hide the bodies.....
...gimme a vicodin, i'll hide the bodies.....
-wednesday afternoon.
yeah, i know i usually post before work, but i was running really late for work this morning. all this rain makes me want to sleep. anyway, fun day at work today. i got hit in the back of the head with a forklift. yes, this isn't something that happens often but when it does, it's a treat. i was unconscious for a...
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yeah, i know i usually post before work, but i was running really late for work this morning. all this rain makes me want to sleep. anyway, fun day at work today. i got hit in the back of the head with a forklift. yes, this isn't something that happens often but when it does, it's a treat. i was unconscious for a...
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rxqueen:
aww mush ball got a boo-boo?
i'll kiss it better, but be warned - i might vomit on you.
i had a bad experience with some pineapple juice last night. And how exactly did you manage to get hit in the head with a fork lift? i've only been whacked in the head with a feder strat - twice... by my mom. heh. she has it in for me.
i hope da bronx bombers win tonight yadda yadda.
catch ya on the flip side.
i'll kiss it better, but be warned - i might vomit on you.
i had a bad experience with some pineapple juice last night. And how exactly did you manage to get hit in the head with a fork lift? i've only been whacked in the head with a feder strat - twice... by my mom. heh. she has it in for me.
i hope da bronx bombers win tonight yadda yadda.
catch ya on the flip side.
so, it's tuesday. i went to sleep really early last night..about 8:30. woke up for work this morning at 4:30. not too shabby. i am running late though, so i gotta go. catch ya later.
"This above all. To thyne own self be true."
- William Shakespear
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
- Darth Vader
"This above all. To thyne own self be true."
- William Shakespear
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
- Darth Vader
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harliquin:
so, yeah.....i dont really remember all that i was talking about during my drunken rambling, hope i didnt embarress myself too bad!
rxqueen:
yo, where did my call go?
i tried to call you back last night but i think it was after 8:30. aww its so cute that you have a bed time.
anyways i got my job back, so i'll expect you to come in and harass me to get yr yankee tickets
"I like to have strong opinions with
nothing to back them up with besides my primal sincerity. i like sincerity. i lack sincerity..." - Cobain.
"you can beat me into submission but my soul cannot be torn" - thulsa doom
rawr
i tried to call you back last night but i think it was after 8:30. aww its so cute that you have a bed time.
anyways i got my job back, so i'll expect you to come in and harass me to get yr yankee tickets
"I like to have strong opinions with
nothing to back them up with besides my primal sincerity. i like sincerity. i lack sincerity..." - Cobain.
"you can beat me into submission but my soul cannot be torn" - thulsa doom
rawr
-monday
blah blah blah blah blah....fucking monday.
at least it's not raining.
does anyone know the secret of life? if so, i'll give you a dollar to tell me.
blah blah blah blah blah....fucking monday.
at least it's not raining.
does anyone know the secret of life? if so, i'll give you a dollar to tell me.
rxqueen:
the secret to life is to..um...
hey, do you think i can have that dollar anyway?
im kinda poor since i got laid off.
there is no secret. there is no special key, or cheat codes or anything like that. just do yr thaaang, make yr mistakes along the way & learn from 'em.
hey, do you think i can have that dollar anyway?
im kinda poor since i got laid off.
there is no secret. there is no special key, or cheat codes or anything like that. just do yr thaaang, make yr mistakes along the way & learn from 'em.
-thanks for the jokes everyone. i liked one of them the best, but to avoid much wailing and gnashing of teeth i'll keep it to myself.
anyway, i got pretty drunk last night and i plan on doing it today. there's an irish festival in my town and of course i have to represent. i have a feeling that loads of guiness and corned beef...
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anyway, i got pretty drunk last night and i plan on doing it today. there's an irish festival in my town and of course i have to represent. i have a feeling that loads of guiness and corned beef...
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lesleyslenning:
Is it still raining?
lesleyslenning:
I moved to the desert because I hate the fucking rain....so ya, what you said "Fuck the rain!"
-friday
wow. more rain. that's great.
i have nothing of interest to say this morning. someone tell me a joke.
wow. more rain. that's great.
i have nothing of interest to say this morning. someone tell me a joke.
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lesleyslenning:
What could better then winning the Special Olympics??
Not being rerarded!
ya ya ya, I don't even want to hear about how mean that is, just admit it! It's fucking funny
edited to defend mysefl
also edited because I forgot how to spell
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[Edited on Jun 13, 2003]
Not being rerarded!
ya ya ya, I don't even want to hear about how mean that is, just admit it! It's fucking funny
edited to defend mysefl
also edited because I forgot how to spell
[Edited on Jun 13, 2003]
[Edited on Jun 13, 2003]
lesleyslenning:
Ya, I am always up for a retard joke.
-thursday (no, not the shitty band)
-got pretty drunk last night. went out and had lots of grey goose vodka (thanks Natalie ) almost got into a fight though. i always get into fights when i'm drunk. they're not my fault though, i swear. people always fuck with me or my friends when we're out...i don't know why.
more rain...we of course need more rain....
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-got pretty drunk last night. went out and had lots of grey goose vodka (thanks Natalie
) almost got into a fight though. i always get into fights when i'm drunk. they're not my fault though, i swear. people always fuck with me or my friends when we're out...i don't know why.
more rain...we of course need more rain....
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eponine:
it needs to rain more here.
and yes, beat up my friends.
and yes, beat up my friends.
rxqueen:
i have god's number. 203-867-5309.
While you've got him on the phone can you ask him to make my neck stop hurting?
Isn't grey goose yummy? only bitch is that its expensive. then again i never had to buy it.
Ohh i know! when we go to the zoo i gotta get you drunk and maybe i can say the monkeys are fuckin with me...
muwahahaha!
anyways good luck on yr tests.
talk to you later
xoxox
While you've got him on the phone can you ask him to make my neck stop hurting?
Isn't grey goose yummy? only bitch is that its expensive. then again i never had to buy it.
Ohh i know! when we go to the zoo i gotta get you drunk and maybe i can say the monkeys are fuckin with me...
muwahahaha!
anyways good luck on yr tests.
talk to you later
xoxox
-wednesday.
i got a 95 on my psychology test last night. the teacher took 5 points off because i forgot to put the section i.d. number in the top left corner. what an asshole.
it's supposed to rain today. as if we haven't gotten enough rain here lately.....i think i oughta start building that ark now.
off to work...toodles.
i got a 95 on my psychology test last night. the teacher took 5 points off because i forgot to put the section i.d. number in the top left corner. what an asshole.
it's supposed to rain today. as if we haven't gotten enough rain here lately.....i think i oughta start building that ark now.
off to work...toodles.
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rxqueen:
well do we really have to bring two of EVERY animal?
i'm not too fond of possums, they're pretty fugly.
and while we're at it i might as well tell you i dislike monkeys as well. well its a little more than just "dislike" but eh.
yeah sure we can repopulate the earth...as long as i get to be on top
i'm not too fond of possums, they're pretty fugly.
and while we're at it i might as well tell you i dislike monkeys as well. well its a little more than just "dislike" but eh.
yeah sure we can repopulate the earth...as long as i get to be on top
harliquin:
punch your teacher in the face