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Tuesday May 06, 2003

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-A beautiful, young lady goes to the doctor and asks for a check-up. The doctor takes out his thermometer to take her temperature.
"Now, say ahh."
The girl says, "...uh ...not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it."
"Okay...let's try your armpit." the doctor suggested.
"Well, it might tickle me, Doc.How about my butt?"
"So be it. Lie on your stomach."
Later, the girl while giggling exclaimed, "that's not my butt, Doc!"
The doctor replied, "That's okay dear... it's not the thermometer, either."


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punkinhead:
pat benitar was my first crush when i was a kid - my second was joan jett. i saw her in '00 and fell in love all over again. she had shaved her head and she yelled at this prick in the audience . . . mmm mmm mmmmmm


be well,

ph

May 6, 2003

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