-friday afternoon
-yes sir, summer class is over. got a 98 on my psychology final so i'm pretty stoked. now the rest of the summer is free to drink and be merry.
-did anyone see the new pictures of saddam's kids after they were done over by a mortician? who was
the mortician, stevie wonder? they look like cartoons now.
-currently listening to: "stranger aeons" by entombed \\m//
-currently reading: "brave new world" by aldous huxley
-currently waiting for: the yankees to sweep the red sox in boston this weekend.
-by the way, all those viewing my journal entry without posting a reply will be executed.
-thank you.
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35 REASONS MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
-yes sir, summer class is over. got a 98 on my psychology final so i'm pretty stoked. now the rest of the summer is free to drink and be merry.
-did anyone see the new pictures of saddam's kids after they were done over by a mortician? who was
the mortician, stevie wonder? they look like cartoons now.
-currently listening to: "stranger aeons" by entombed \\m//
-currently reading: "brave new world" by aldous huxley
-currently waiting for: the yankees to sweep the red sox in boston this weekend.
-by the way, all those viewing my journal entry without posting a reply will be executed.
-thank you.
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35 REASONS MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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In the British press we only got pictures of Saddams kids when they were bloodied and maimed. Aren't we lucky?
Cherry xox
but then i read that list
and now all i'm gonna offer you is a swift kick to the nuts!
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!??