honkeykong

-friday morning

-i think i'm gonna go check out my old band tonight. maybe i'll even throw things at them while they play.

-i still haven't gotten a grade on my psych paper.

-why are there no white castles in connecticut. shouldn't it be some sort of law that every state have a white castle?

-and now, i leave you with a work of true litterary stupidity:

"Bill shifted uncomfortably on his stool looking at the topless blonde bombshell on the bar, but the first thing that struck him was the pulchritude of the exotic dancer's lips, which glowed like maraschino cherries, that is, pitted cherries macerated in an almond-flavored syrup then heated to boiling in an alum-containing brine full of carcinogenic red dyes."

-have a good day everyone!