honker

alright, listen up. Dennys cookies pudding and pie....i jerked off in my own eye...when my eye was dry and shut.....fhuck................................

so anyways, the other day i went to dennys right? and the waitress says "what can i get for you?"....so i says....how 'bout some fuckin tits honey!!!!!" Yush...boy what a fuckin' attitude she gives me now.
you know what bothers me?.......hairy pussies....one day i went to dennys and i saw this chick with a hairy bush. and you know what i said? i said shave that shit you fucking hippie bitch!!!. goddamn

too all you women out there there are a few things you need to know and abide by. its a little thing i like to call "my laws". its consists of a few simple rules.

1) no fucking bush!!!!!
2) only eat a t dennys
3) cook
4) clean
5) suck dick
6) and always....i mean ALWAYS look at the fucking ground when you speak to me!!!!

cookies cookies cookies...i love fhucking cookies!!!!!

If you dont listen to slayer...you just need to fucking die!!!

bye the bye....Eric and Ryan have a bigger dick than me....but ryans is the bigger of the two...i got fhucked.

ive got the brains...youve got the looks....lets make lots of money!!!!!

space space space space...lets take up all the space.....


angel says hi


do you want to know what everybody knows???.......well ill tell you.....everybody knows that smoking aint allowed in school.

One day i was walking to a fucking store, and this dickless piece of shit looked at me. So i said to him, "why are you looking at me?" so he says, because you have a big dick. So i took out my hammer and smashed his fucking head in. The rule is if you see a stranger, you fucking kill him!

YEAH LATER

hail satan smoke acid and eat pussy till your fuckin jaw breaks.


and go to denny's