My parents are going out of town this holiday weekend. YES!! I don't even live with them anymore,but I like to go over to their house and bum toilet paper and whatnot, so now I can do that without having to sit down and visit. They always ask me those dreaded questions "What r u doing with your life!!!??"
I am not big on July the 4rth. I like fireworks, but other then that I don't really care. I don't like BBQ food very much, its to rich, even or me-a fat junkie. Ooh let me tell you this great food story.
So me and the lost boy are going to celebrate him getting a new job. I say I will treat, and he can choose where we dine. He wants to go to the hometown buffet, because you can have a bit of everything. I say ok!! I like buffets because I am a snacker to a fault and never want a full seving of anything. I always wants three m&m's, five french fives, a bite of grilled cheese, a spoonful of ice cream..get the picture.
Anyway, so we are in the hometown buffet and its a wonderland of delights. I go and put a shit load of salad greens on my plate and peas, and some french fries. The lost boy is eating fried chicken. We make it through the first round ok, but the 2nd round is where shit got yucky. We go back. I have meatloaf on my mind! I get some meatloaf, and a little more salad to balance it all out. The lost boy is working on some meatloaf of his own and we are eating and talking and having a generally wonderful time when I spot something fishy!!! There is something in my salad I do not remmeber putting there. "Is that a olive?" Ii ask out loud. I remove a piece of lettuce so to see what exactly is this black thing in the sea of green..it was not a fucking olive!!!! It was a dragonfly head, along with the stupid body, wing included!!!
WHAT THE HELL?????!!!!!!
I payed 20 dollars for bug infested food!!!
Damn you Hometown buffet!
PEACE
I am not big on July the 4rth. I like fireworks, but other then that I don't really care. I don't like BBQ food very much, its to rich, even or me-a fat junkie. Ooh let me tell you this great food story.
So me and the lost boy are going to celebrate him getting a new job. I say I will treat, and he can choose where we dine. He wants to go to the hometown buffet, because you can have a bit of everything. I say ok!! I like buffets because I am a snacker to a fault and never want a full seving of anything. I always wants three m&m's, five french fives, a bite of grilled cheese, a spoonful of ice cream..get the picture.
Anyway, so we are in the hometown buffet and its a wonderland of delights. I go and put a shit load of salad greens on my plate and peas, and some french fries. The lost boy is eating fried chicken. We make it through the first round ok, but the 2nd round is where shit got yucky. We go back. I have meatloaf on my mind! I get some meatloaf, and a little more salad to balance it all out. The lost boy is working on some meatloaf of his own and we are eating and talking and having a generally wonderful time when I spot something fishy!!! There is something in my salad I do not remmeber putting there. "Is that a olive?" Ii ask out loud. I remove a piece of lettuce so to see what exactly is this black thing in the sea of green..it was not a fucking olive!!!! It was a dragonfly head, along with the stupid body, wing included!!!
WHAT THE HELL?????!!!!!!
I payed 20 dollars for bug infested food!!!
Damn you Hometown buffet!
PEACE
and thanks, i'm honored to be one of your favorites
i like the phrase you used..."the only way to get over an old boy is to get under a new one". haha. that's good.
xox.