homicidalheathen

So I went out Friday night with my significant other. We took about 2 1/2 tabs each. All we got was a bit speedy. So I drank a couple beers at C C and we danced....the night was strange. Not many people there and this one girl I know kept complaining about her boyfreind (I didn't have the heart to tell her he still calls me behind her back) and she said she caught a infection from him (see why I don't mess with people much?) And I just walked away....too much drama and I wanted to enjoy my buzz.

So then after that we left and saw a major accident on the way home. No way anyone survived....it was a horrible way to end the night. I was a bit shook up. Took them 1/2 hour to clear the road and I almost had to pee in the bushes.

Saturday night was great though I was still tired. I took two vicodins then had 4 glasses of wine, many joints and two beers. We went to Medival Mayhem but it was kinda lame so then we went to a theatre bizarre party. We left the party to go have sex in her van and when we came back a few people asked what we had been doing. I would rather they just know I am a lesbo than think I am a junky ha!

But we let them wonder. Hee hee! My strap on got some action! I want a penis in my next life. Oh to actually feel her when I am behind her like that.......what a great ass my G/F has.

I got a bit too drunk though and may have embarressed myself with some of these peeps that I am new to the group of. I asked some guy if his dick was big and he said yes then I was going to make him prove it without fucking or anything....and I think people must think I am nuts. Nope, not nuts......just drunk. Ha.

Then I heard he drinks so much he gets sick then drinks some more, so I thought better 0f it. Alcoholics are not sexy no matter how cute, well built or hung.

I just hope everyone was drunk enough to not remember me doing this. The drunk goth lady running around asking to see big penises. Lordy someome shoot me.