homewrecker

I'm such a whore. I'd do anything for enough money.

Everyone has their price. Now I know what many of you are thinking, "Oh no! Not me. There are some things I just wouldn't do no matter what."

You'll suck your daddy's dick if I tell you to! Maybe not for money, but what if I'm holding a gun to your head? "Not me. You'd just have to kill me. I have my morals."

Okay, what if I hold a gun to your wife's head? Or your mother's? Or if I threaten to rape your daughter? THEN you'll do what I tell you. See? EVERYONE has their price.

Mine just happens to be negotiable.

I'd just rather it not come to somone holding a knife to my balls. So, that being said... anyone have a dirty jobs they need done? People hurt? Property stolen? I'd even kill if the price was right (but it'd have to be a LOT of money - enough to hire Johnny Cochran and then some).

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, baby.