Captain's Binge Log - Day 3
With alcohol reserves running high, I took the USS Widowmaker on another sidewalk voyage. Driving is fun. Pedestrians move slowly. You do the math.
Update:
Binge Log Supplemental - Day 3.5
It's confirmed...my job is definitely interfering with my drinking. They made me take a test and it turns out that there are trace amounts of blood and other substances in my alcohol stream. The only rational course of action is to urinate all over my desk and never return to this hell-hole. What kind of bar is this anyway??
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In other news, my woman is arriving back in town today!!!
Things were going great! But the just got a whole helluva lot better...
With alcohol reserves running high, I took the USS Widowmaker on another sidewalk voyage. Driving is fun. Pedestrians move slowly. You do the math.
Update:
Binge Log Supplemental - Day 3.5
It's confirmed...my job is definitely interfering with my drinking. They made me take a test and it turns out that there are trace amounts of blood and other substances in my alcohol stream. The only rational course of action is to urinate all over my desk and never return to this hell-hole. What kind of bar is this anyway??
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In other news, my woman is arriving back in town today!!!
Things were going great! But the just got a whole helluva lot better...
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Have fun with your lady!