homewrecker

Haven't updated my journal in too long.

So a few things have gone on...last Wednesday was the Genitorturers show at the Whiskey. It fucking rocked!!!! I've been a fan for some time now and frequently listen to their albums, but this was my first chance to witness what is known as "the sexiest show on earth" in person. Without giving away everything, let's just say there was a lot of pain & pleasure happening on stage. Dildos came out, Satan himself made an appearance, Gen (the lead singer) put a tail of beads in some girl's ass from the audience, and a nail was hammered trhough a penis on stage. Okay, so I guess I did give a lot of it away, but I can't help it - it was cool! Sure beats the usual "Yay, we're watching the band play their instruments...how neat".

The whole night was just a good time. LTrain and Toxicboy, a couple of really cool peeps, made it out too. 3 out of 4 of us were convinced that we saw Tommy Lee at the bar. As I'm a big tipper, I was shocked to see him get served ahead of me, further providing evidence that it was in fact a celebrity. So where the hell did Pamela go? Probably in the bathroom removing beads from her ass...

So that rocked, but more importantly for me and DCLXVI was last Friday (April 30th)...it was our 2 year anniversary!!! Thank you...thank you... We've been happily married for a good long while now and have been together for almost 5 years total. We were only dating a few days before we knew we were the ones for each other. That's not to say we didn't have our share of vicious fights (ask me about scars sometime), but that's all behind us now. We've done a lot of growing and have been prescribed a lot of medication since then, and now we are literally the happiest and most secure couple you are likely to ever meet. That's the only way you can have a successful poly relationship...you need to have complete love & trust of your partner, and we totally do at this point.

So if you get the chance, go leave a comment for DCLXVI and tell her what a wonderful and beautiful gal she is!!!

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Lastly, I know a lot of you jerks are leaving me alone to go to SF for Prom on the weekend of the 15th. Oh yeah? Well I'm just going to have to throw a party of my own for the rest of us not fortunate enough to make it out there this year. I'm going to bust out the Absinthe and Green Dragon, provide lots of regular alcohol, smoke everyone out with some kind buds, and have plenty of other goodies and drugs floating around as well. It WILL be a good time, and those of you going to Prom WILL miss it. Tough. You made your choice. Now leave the rest of us to OUR good time without YOU.
(Spiteful much?)

Details to be posted in SGLA soon...