Ever have one of those "Quantum Leap" moments, where you suddenly find yourself in a strange situation and aren't really sure how you got there?
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It was about 1 am, and there I was trapped in the center seat of an increasingly smoky station wagon, passing joints around a multi-faceted "circle" (more of a dodeca-stoner-hedron acutally) that we strange people had formed. The harder drugs were just starting to kick in as well, and Dr. Gonzo was getting restless.
Suddenly there was a terrible roar. All around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car...
"What are you yelling about?" asked Dr. Gonzo.
"Never mind. It's Cattra's turn to drive." No point mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.
In the front seat, the cute couple of Cattra and thedefeated were chilling. I could be wrong, but I think I detected something more than a friendship going on there (if there's not, there really should be). To my left, Troublemaker was living up to his name and up to no good. To my right, Pippi was trying really hard to be coherent, occasionally succeeding. And in the trunk we stowed LTrain, some little lady we kidnapped earlier in the night for reasons long since forgotten. Occasionally we loosened her gags just long enough to let her have a drag or two of the doobage going around. Otherwise she was just talking crazy and we'd sooner have her gagged anyway. I think some of the ladies got a little excited at the thought of her being bound and helpless.
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To rewind the hands of time, skating DID occur at WumpSkate, believe it or not. I got to meet the pretty members Cattra and thedefeated for the first time, and saw some other regulars - some of whom could actually skate! Cherrybomb00 and faelynia were rocking the rink, putting many of the rest of us to shame, particularly myself. I eventually made my way onto the skate floor, made a few laps, and just as I started to think I was getting the hang of it, WHAM! Fell flat on my ass and broke my digital camera. Definitely a kodak moment, but hopefully went uncaptured. If I can piece it back together (my camera, not my ass) maybe I'll be able to extract some photos too and post them - We'll see what happens.
So good to see all of you there! I had a lot of fun, especially for a weeknight.
SG rocks!
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It was about 1 am, and there I was trapped in the center seat of an increasingly smoky station wagon, passing joints around a multi-faceted "circle" (more of a dodeca-stoner-hedron acutally) that we strange people had formed. The harder drugs were just starting to kick in as well, and Dr. Gonzo was getting restless.
Suddenly there was a terrible roar. All around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car...
"What are you yelling about?" asked Dr. Gonzo.
"Never mind. It's Cattra's turn to drive." No point mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.
In the front seat, the cute couple of Cattra and thedefeated were chilling. I could be wrong, but I think I detected something more than a friendship going on there (if there's not, there really should be). To my left, Troublemaker was living up to his name and up to no good. To my right, Pippi was trying really hard to be coherent, occasionally succeeding. And in the trunk we stowed LTrain, some little lady we kidnapped earlier in the night for reasons long since forgotten. Occasionally we loosened her gags just long enough to let her have a drag or two of the doobage going around. Otherwise she was just talking crazy and we'd sooner have her gagged anyway. I think some of the ladies got a little excited at the thought of her being bound and helpless.
...
To rewind the hands of time, skating DID occur at WumpSkate, believe it or not. I got to meet the pretty members Cattra and thedefeated for the first time, and saw some other regulars - some of whom could actually skate! Cherrybomb00 and faelynia were rocking the rink, putting many of the rest of us to shame, particularly myself. I eventually made my way onto the skate floor, made a few laps, and just as I started to think I was getting the hang of it, WHAM! Fell flat on my ass and broke my digital camera. Definitely a kodak moment, but hopefully went uncaptured. If I can piece it back together (my camera, not my ass) maybe I'll be able to extract some photos too and post them - We'll see what happens.
So good to see all of you there! I had a lot of fun, especially for a weeknight.
SG rocks!
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my attorney has advised me not to take the yellow acid...