Im an Aries
My sign is known for being resourceful. (i.e. No condom??? No problem... Give me some Saran wrap and im on my way!!!) We also enjoy giving orders (i.e. "Bend over, get on your knees, etc!"). The typical Aries loves a challenge, (so if you're the belligerent girl falling off the bar stool at the pub, watch out, bcuz an Aries will be by in a moment to sweep you off of your feet.) We are very independent, (making us prime candidates for masturbation.) We are also renowned for absorbing the emotions of others, (i.e. if i were a chic, I'd be well known for swallowing.
My sign is known for being resourceful. (i.e. No condom??? No problem... Give me some Saran wrap and im on my way!!!) We also enjoy giving orders (i.e. "Bend over, get on your knees, etc!"). The typical Aries loves a challenge, (so if you're the belligerent girl falling off the bar stool at the pub, watch out, bcuz an Aries will be by in a moment to sweep you off of your feet.) We are very independent, (making us prime candidates for masturbation.) We are also renowned for absorbing the emotions of others, (i.e. if i were a chic, I'd be well known for swallowing.