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holymackerel

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Friday Feb 06, 2004

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hullo kiddies

ok this is probably one of the funniest stories ive heard in a long time

so my lovely friend jenna (see new pic)
was telling me her dad has throat cancer and they had to remove half of his tougue (no wait its funny)
so the hospital the nurses gave him a speak and spell. her dad put it to good use when the nurse was putting in a cathder he kept hitting the O button..
i swear i laughed so hard..
made me feel great that a guy in so much pain could still be a smart ass.

have a great one guys

song/i will survive/cake
rockzombie:
and, hey, i dont want to blow my own whistle or anything but i dont even have pictures of any of the tattoos ive done up! hahaha! just kidding...i am really so shocked at the reponse i am getting on these paintings...all of the ones i have ever done are posted so as you can see its not that many!

you can have you eye on me if you want...just not while im peeing, ok? biggrin
Feb 6, 2004
cheech:
At college we had an Iranian roomate my last semester, and he had a Speak&Spell-oid machine since he was still learning English. We used to get much amusement from putting the pseudo-dirty words it would allow into it... "pros-ti-tute.... pros-ti-tute.... s... h... i....t"

I was 23 years old, why do you ask? blush biggrin

Sorry about his health probs, but yeah, if you have a sense of humor it'll get you through some crap.

[Edited on Feb 07, 2004 5:34PM]
Feb 7, 2004

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