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On saturday night the punk rock girl and I went to Blockbuster to rent a movie. At blockbuster I ran into my old high school friend Lisa and she was trying her best to embarrass me hehe. She actually asked all excited "So R P Head, is this your girlfriend?" right when the punk rock girl was standing there haha. I definitly looked like this she said that tee hee .

Alexis's new set so rocks! When I was little I was such a hardcore TMNT fan. I owned all 3 movies and had a bunch of the action figures. April O'Neal has nothing on Alexis!

So I watching some TV late last night I stumbled upon an infomercial on BET. It was this pastor named Peter Popoff (yes that's the name of a pastor not a porn star haha) who was talking about his ministries and about his free miracle spring water that he was giving out.

Some of the testimonials for the miracle spring water:
I received the miracle water and anointed myself. Two days or so later I had a cat scan and was told that no cancer cells could be seen. I praised the Lord for that!
-C. Sowell Phenix City, AL

Pastor Popoff, I received your miracle healing water and I anointed my son who was stricken with epilepsy. I want to testify that he has been healed! Praise be to Jesus!
-P. Des Vignes, West Indies

I received a small bottle of oil from you. The Lord told you to have me anoint my body wherever pain or sickness attacks me. The flu attacked my body... instantly I took the holy oil, anointed my body, and praise God, within 15 minutes the flu left my body! I praise God for a wonderful Holy Ghost filled Prophet like yourself.
-B. Westley Little Rock, AR

I'm just waiting for someone to say "Pastor Popoff, I rubbed your miracle spring water on my dick and now I can finally get an erection again! Praise Jesus!"

-R P Head