"Meeeeeee anddddd Misses..Misses Jonnessss! We got a thinggg, going on." 
Today I did laundry. Still haven't folded them. Wow I'm a such bum. I notice how I call my old friends up at least 4 times as much as they call me. Bums. Still can't come up with a band name. My drummer and I talked online for literally 2 hrs straight coming up with ideas, nothing. All the good names we came up with were already taken. Fuck.
"Everybody plays the fool, someetimess. Now you cry, but when you do, next time around someone else criessss forrr youuuu."
I've never fisted a girl before. I think it weirds most guys out, and I use to be weirded out by it too, but i'm really curious about it now. Hmmmm.
" I got sunshineee on a cloudy day. When it's cold outside, I got the month of May. Welll, I guesss you'd say, what can make me feel thhhisss way......"
I'm straight, but if I could give one guy a hand job it would Scott Weiland. Or Johhny Depp. Or both. At the same time...
I got to talk on the phone with my brother and mom today. I think my mom misses me a bunch cause she calls like everyday lately.
My roomate got a new job today. She works at a reptile and rodent farm. It's the largest reptile and rodent farm in America supposidly.
I'm feeling extra dirty right now so my question for today is, if you could hook up with anyone of the gender that is opposite your usual preference, who would it be? And if your Bi, well um, say something dirty instead than. And "Eww, I'd never do a guy/girl" or "There's too many hot guys/girls to choose one!" are not acceptable answers.
More innocent question: What is your fondest memory of Elementry school? And "I don't remember anything from that far back." is not an acceptable answer either!
I think my best memory is playing baseball and kickball during recess. I always one of the first to get picked he he.
. And this one field trip to Sea World in 3rd grade, it was a lot of fun.
The only bad part about that trip was that I locked myself in the bathroom on the bus coming back home. The busdriver had to pull over the bus and everything. He even tried to knock down the door. I eventually got out. I was just an idiot and couldn't figure out how to open the door. All through middle school, kids would still bring it up ha ha.
Pull an Andrew W.K. and party hard this weekend for me
-R P Head
P.S. 2 of my friends seperately said that I am obsessed with SG today. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not ha ha.
Today I did laundry. Still haven't folded them. Wow I'm a such bum. I notice how I call my old friends up at least 4 times as much as they call me. Bums. Still can't come up with a band name. My drummer and I talked online for literally 2 hrs straight coming up with ideas, nothing. All the good names we came up with were already taken. Fuck.
"Everybody plays the fool, someetimess. Now you cry, but when you do, next time around someone else criessss forrr youuuu."
I've never fisted a girl before. I think it weirds most guys out, and I use to be weirded out by it too, but i'm really curious about it now. Hmmmm.
" I got sunshineee on a cloudy day. When it's cold outside, I got the month of May. Welll, I guesss you'd say, what can make me feel thhhisss way......"
I'm straight, but if I could give one guy a hand job it would Scott Weiland. Or Johhny Depp. Or both. At the same time...
I got to talk on the phone with my brother and mom today. I think my mom misses me a bunch cause she calls like everyday lately.
My roomate got a new job today. She works at a reptile and rodent farm. It's the largest reptile and rodent farm in America supposidly.
I'm feeling extra dirty right now so my question for today is, if you could hook up with anyone of the gender that is opposite your usual preference, who would it be? And if your Bi, well um, say something dirty instead than. And "Eww, I'd never do a guy/girl" or "There's too many hot guys/girls to choose one!" are not acceptable answers.
More innocent question: What is your fondest memory of Elementry school? And "I don't remember anything from that far back." is not an acceptable answer either!
I think my best memory is playing baseball and kickball during recess. I always one of the first to get picked he he.
. And this one field trip to Sea World in 3rd grade, it was a lot of fun.
The only bad part about that trip was that I locked myself in the bathroom on the bus coming back home. The busdriver had to pull over the bus and everything. He even tried to knock down the door. I eventually got out. I was just an idiot and couldn't figure out how to open the door. All through middle school, kids would still bring it up ha ha.
Pull an Andrew W.K. and party hard this weekend for me
-R P Head
P.S. 2 of my friends seperately said that I am obsessed with SG today. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not ha ha.
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GIRL: Angelina jolie and/or Bjork
i am also obsessed with this damn website
oh yeah and Liz is like 6 ft hot amazon woman. and i am only 5'7" and like 110lbs "slap" aint neva gonna happen girl frrieend
I'm straight, but if I could give one guy a hand job it would Scott Weiland. Or Johhny Depp. Or both. At the same time...