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Last night I went to my friend's Halloween party. I dressed up as Hunter S Thompson. I had everything; fisherman hat, cigarette holder, aviator glasses, hawaiian shirt and of course a fly swatter hehe. Some random person at the party who I had never met before dressed up as Dr. Gonzo. It was rad.

When I came back home I was so wasted that I tried opening my next door neighbor's door instead of mine. Shit, my key won't work.... Why does my door look so different?...Wait a minute, this isn't where I live.

Next week in my Sociology of Religion class we are having an Intelligent Design physicist come in as a guest speaker. I will make sure to ask him thought provoking questions such as:
"Wouldn't Intelligent Design destroy Christianity? Christianity revolves around having faith that God exists, but how can you have faith in something that is already scientifically proven to be true?"
"Who designed the intelligent designer? Did God design the intelligent designer then? But I thought Intelligent Design wasn't the same thing as Creationism?"
"Why are the vast majority of Intelligent Design physicists American Evangelical Protestants? Why are the vast majority of all phsicists in the world atheists?
"How was the intelligent designer able to design the universe? Did he use his magical powers? Did he wave his magical wond, say "Abra Cadabra!" and *POOF* the earth appeared out of thin air?"

I wasn't on SG a lot last week because I had a mid-term test and an 8 page paper. And this Wednesday I have two seperate papers due. But right now I have to get ready for another Halloween party that is going on tonight.

-R P Head

Edited to add:
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge