So last night was my roommate's birthday party. Over a hundred people came to it! Our friend did a nice job DJing. Our apartment was pretty small so half of the people had to stand outside in the backyard community area. Some of the worthwhile happenings:
* A homeless guy wandered into the outside area of the party and started panhandling. My roommate, who was pretty wasted by then, cursed him out and forced him to leave. I left bad for the guy because he was on crutches.
* I spotted these four uninvited white Eminem wannabe thugs come into our apartment. Little did they know that it was a gay party (my roommate is Bi) and quickly left when the two dudes sitting next to them started making out with each other haha.
* There was some pretty rude people there though. Someone put my air freshener can in the toliet which I had to fish out. Some girl was smoking a cig inside and got ash all over the carpet. And then this other guy was sitting on the top of our couch with his feet all over the cushion.
This one girl who I had hanged out with once before with a mutual friend was at the party. She came up to me all drunk and said she had a crush on me, asked if I was bisexual, and then went into vivid detail about how bi-sexual girls kiss differently than lesbians.
We then exchanged numbers and she suggested that we see a move together later in the week. I though that she would be too wasted to remember our encounter the next day because A) She admitted that she drank way too much already B) She kept spilling her drink all over the ground and C) literally 3 minutes after talking to me she started making out with this other guy.
But low and behold she actually called me today haha. And yeah on Thursday we are going to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose haha. Good times, good times indeed.
Alright I got to catch up on my homework now
-R P Head
* A homeless guy wandered into the outside area of the party and started panhandling. My roommate, who was pretty wasted by then, cursed him out and forced him to leave. I left bad for the guy because he was on crutches.
* I spotted these four uninvited white Eminem wannabe thugs come into our apartment. Little did they know that it was a gay party (my roommate is Bi) and quickly left when the two dudes sitting next to them started making out with each other haha.
* There was some pretty rude people there though. Someone put my air freshener can in the toliet which I had to fish out. Some girl was smoking a cig inside and got ash all over the carpet. And then this other guy was sitting on the top of our couch with his feet all over the cushion.
This one girl who I had hanged out with once before with a mutual friend was at the party. She came up to me all drunk and said she had a crush on me, asked if I was bisexual, and then went into vivid detail about how bi-sexual girls kiss differently than lesbians.
We then exchanged numbers and she suggested that we see a move together later in the week. I though that she would be too wasted to remember our encounter the next day because A) She admitted that she drank way too much already B) She kept spilling her drink all over the ground and C) literally 3 minutes after talking to me she started making out with this other guy.
But low and behold she actually called me today haha. And yeah on Thursday we are going to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose haha. Good times, good times indeed.
Alright I got to catch up on my homework now
-R P Head
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Sounds like you've got a date though if you want it