Yeah I haven't been on SG lately because I have been really busy with school and such. But anyways...
So last Sunday night at 4am I woke up to the sounds of blood curdling screams coming from the room directly above us. The screams sounded like something out of a movie except scarier because it was in real life. We then heard loud noises and then someone running down the stairs. My roommate calls the cops and they come about 5 minutes later, but they wouldn't tell us what was going on.
The next day my neighbor who lives above us stops by and tells us the whole story. She said that she had come home at 4am from studing on campus. When she went into her room she heard her roommate call out for her name.
She goes into the bedroom and sees her roommate standing up on her bed in one corner, and in the other corner a six foot tall man completly naked except for a bandana covering his face. He was masturbating with one hand and had a wet rag in the other, most likely soaked in chloraphorm.
She had no idea what to do so she starts screaming at the top of her lungs for help. The intruder got scared and ran out of the house. The police never found him. But fortunately though no one got hurt. So yeah that's my neighborhood.
Tonight is my roommate's birthday party and we expect at least a hundred people coming.
We are having a keg and 3 seven gallon containers of hunch bunch. 
And one of our friends is DJing and he brought his huge ass sound system too. It should be good times. 
-R P Head
So last Sunday night at 4am I woke up to the sounds of blood curdling screams coming from the room directly above us. The screams sounded like something out of a movie except scarier because it was in real life. We then heard loud noises and then someone running down the stairs. My roommate calls the cops and they come about 5 minutes later, but they wouldn't tell us what was going on.
The next day my neighbor who lives above us stops by and tells us the whole story. She said that she had come home at 4am from studing on campus. When she went into her room she heard her roommate call out for her name.
She goes into the bedroom and sees her roommate standing up on her bed in one corner, and in the other corner a six foot tall man completly naked except for a bandana covering his face. He was masturbating with one hand and had a wet rag in the other, most likely soaked in chloraphorm.
She had no idea what to do so she starts screaming at the top of her lungs for help. The intruder got scared and ran out of the house. The police never found him. But fortunately though no one got hurt. So yeah that's my neighborhood.
Tonight is my roommate's birthday party and we expect at least a hundred people coming.
We are having a keg and 3 seven gallon containers of hunch bunch. And one of our friends is DJing and he brought his huge ass sound system too. It should be good times.
-R P Head
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have a blast at the party bro