I need to get a better job, something that pays me more....A LOT more. Problem is, despite the fact that I'm smart enough for schools, I'm way too broke to afford it. I should just rob Mel Gibson or something. Not only is he rich, but crazy too, so he won't miss it. Plus hateful people don't deserve anything. Maybe I could just kill Paris Hilton, regardless of the fact that there's no monetary gain from that, it would be quite satisfying. Nothing worst then the dumbest person alive having all the money in the world. Maybe when I get rich I can buy a monkey to beat me up when we go shopping. Just a thought. 
I wish I could go back to school too...but I'm too poor.
You gotta go into debt to be able to get a great job so you can pay for your debt i guess