It's been a relatively uneventful weekend, which I suppose is alright.
Didn't make a dime at work Friday night.
Got a text message from that adorable little virgin boy I'd been seeing back in January. He requested to see me before I leave town...sooooo.....
Saturday I got to lay around naked and cuddle...and some other stuff...but like I said, he's a virgin (he's gonna make some girl VERY happy one day, too bad it won't be me)...soooooooo....
Didn't make a dime at work Saturday night either. I'd like to be really freaked out about that but I'm sure it has more to do with the insane roadwork/traffic than with the economy of the business.
Sooooo.....
Now it's Sunday and I'm busy switching my car insurance over to my fabulous new minivan. In just a few minutes I'll be heading out to Wal-Mart to stock up on all kinds of fun things for her...then Autozone to pick up some of the mechanical things I'll need to fix her up...
Then...my favorite part...sliding my butt under that van and getting good and dirty! Ooooooooh yeeeeaaaaah!
Didn't make a dime at work Friday night.
Got a text message from that adorable little virgin boy I'd been seeing back in January. He requested to see me before I leave town...sooooo.....
Saturday I got to lay around naked and cuddle...and some other stuff...but like I said, he's a virgin (he's gonna make some girl VERY happy one day, too bad it won't be me)...soooooooo....
Didn't make a dime at work Saturday night either. I'd like to be really freaked out about that but I'm sure it has more to do with the insane roadwork/traffic than with the economy of the business.
Sooooo.....
Now it's Sunday and I'm busy switching my car insurance over to my fabulous new minivan. In just a few minutes I'll be heading out to Wal-Mart to stock up on all kinds of fun things for her...then Autozone to pick up some of the mechanical things I'll need to fix her up...
Then...my favorite part...sliding my butt under that van and getting good and dirty! Ooooooooh yeeeeaaaaah!

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all night laying in bed with a virgin? that must have been frustrating.. if i was him i would not have remained a virgin if you were offering to de-flower me - that's for damn sure...