WELCOME BACK RACE FANS!!!
After spending a fine day modeling Saturday, followed by an impromptu bbq...I got up Sunday for round two of the drags...
Sadly, I didn't do as well as last time...coming in third out of 12 this time instead of second...but it wasn't a total loss for the following reasons:
1. I proved the first time wasn't a fluke.
2. I outlasted the guy who came in first last time..
3. AND outlasted that biggoted prick who hates women drivers...yes, the one who started talking shit to me the minute I showed up about how he was 'coming for my in the first round.' Yeah, whatever fucktard!
4. By outlasting so many, and coming so close to being back in the winner's circle, having to come out of the woodwork to these people, managed to further irrituate the grumpy old men in the club I'm guest driving for. Y'know the kind...they won't say anything but you can just tell it bugs them to death! Mwuahahahahahaha!!!
5. My fastest time off the line was a stunning .060..yes, in my 'grocery getter' as the announcer calls good ol' Black Betty, my magical flat black minivan!
6. In the end I lost off the line by a mere seven thousands of a second... with a reaction time of .129...my competitor won it with a .122 Not bad...
So...despite the fact I came in third...I came home feeling pretty good, which frankly folks, I need more of in my life.
In tribute to my magical flat black 'grocery getter' I was given this as a gift..which I absolutely love and will treasure! Thanks Moldy!!!
After spending a fine day modeling Saturday, followed by an impromptu bbq...I got up Sunday for round two of the drags...
Sadly, I didn't do as well as last time...coming in third out of 12 this time instead of second...but it wasn't a total loss for the following reasons:
1. I proved the first time wasn't a fluke.
2. I outlasted the guy who came in first last time..
3. AND outlasted that biggoted prick who hates women drivers...yes, the one who started talking shit to me the minute I showed up about how he was 'coming for my in the first round.' Yeah, whatever fucktard!
4. By outlasting so many, and coming so close to being back in the winner's circle, having to come out of the woodwork to these people, managed to further irrituate the grumpy old men in the club I'm guest driving for. Y'know the kind...they won't say anything but you can just tell it bugs them to death! Mwuahahahahahaha!!!
5. My fastest time off the line was a stunning .060..yes, in my 'grocery getter' as the announcer calls good ol' Black Betty, my magical flat black minivan!
6. In the end I lost off the line by a mere seven thousands of a second... with a reaction time of .129...my competitor won it with a .122 Not bad...
So...despite the fact I came in third...I came home feeling pretty good, which frankly folks, I need more of in my life.
In tribute to my magical flat black 'grocery getter' I was given this as a gift..which I absolutely love and will treasure! Thanks Moldy!!!
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You on the no. 1 spot would really piss off the old codgers!
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