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ARTIST: Irving Berlin
TITLE: Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better
Lyrics and Chords


[Annie Get Your Gun]

I'm superior, you're inferior
I'm the big attraction, you're the small
I'm the major one, you're the minor one
I can beat you shootin', that's not all

Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do any thing better than you
No you can't, Yes I can, No you can't, Yes I can
No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can



Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you
No you're not, Yes I am, No you're not Yes I am
No you're not, Yes I am, yes I am

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I




Anything you can sing I can sing louder
I can sing anything louder than you
No you can't....

Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
Fifty cents, Forty cents, Thirty cents, Twenty cents
No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can




Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper
I can dig anything deeper than you
Thirty feet, Forty feet, Fifty feet, Sixty feet
No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can do it quicker and get even sicker
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that? Yes, So can a rat



Anything you can reach, I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you
No you can't....

Anyone you can lick, I can lick faster
I can lick anyone faster than you
With your fist? With my feet, With your feet? With an axe
No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can



Any school where you went, I could be master
I could be master much faster than you
Can you spell, No I can't, Can you add, No I can't
Can you teach, Yes I can, yes I can

I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser
I can jump a hurdle even with my girdle
I can open any safe
With out being caught? Yes, That's what I thought, you crook



Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you.
No you can't, Yes I ca-a-a-a-an, Yes you ca-a-an


VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
leothedriver:
mig weld aluminium!!! holy crappola!!! how? is it with a particular wire? thats very cool, i have a gasless mig, mainly for sheet metal, it does'nt warp panels which is handy, good for old cars, i kinda taught myself... bah, its all practice... i think... ha ha.. nah, i dont what im doin half the time.... but i dance a bloody good jig when a spark goes down my shirt!!! riverdance, eat your heart out!!!

i actually lurk on your journal from time to time... never posted i don't think, your a very cool girl... i have you bookmarked... its pretty hard to find a girl who is good with the tools... (oops, sorry, no pun inteneded)... you always post heaps of pics, thats so cool... keep'em comin'....

oh!! and thank you... i'm just a sucker with no self esteem!!! biggrin gotta ask those things...
Aug 14, 2006
koleeta:
tee hee. Speaking of Annie Get Your Gun - apparently there will be a production of it next year at the Redondo Beach Opera/Performing Art Center. They sent me a pamphlet for four plays all of which will not run until 2007.

Wait, how was the game show.
Aug 16, 2006

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