holliday

Holidays suck.

I've got no family to speak of and while I have friends all over the country...none of them happen to be here in Houston.

Truth is...I'd entirely forgotten that it was Thanksgiving, which sorta threw a wrench into my 'To Do' list plans. What, with shit being closed and all that.

So no...I didn't have any special plans.

I headed to work...thinking I'd at least be able to hang with some of my girls and maybe catch some lonely souls who needed some cheering up in the way of my boobies and their bennies...

Arrived to find the open sign on and the front door locked.
I rang the bell...tried to break in with my screwdriver...called my boss who was unavailable...called the security guy but someone else picked up...banged on the back door for a good 15 minutes trying to wake the security guy...who's car was there and still warm...I KNOW he was in there.

I could hear the phone ringing and ringing...and nobody there to answer it...the sound of my bennies slip sliding away...

After sitting in my car for another 15 minutes waiting for someone with a key to show up and let me in...I eventually decided I'd use this time to my advantage and finally paint my van.

So off to Walmart it was...where I soon discovered that they were entirely OUT of flat black primer...

CURSES!!! FOILED AGAIN!!!

Headed home to spend some time with my only friend in town...Jim Beam.

At least he's always there for me.

Fuck ALL of you with your fucking families and significant others.

Oh yeah...you think THIS is bad? Wait until Christmas comes around...