holliday

VETERAN'S DAY SHINANIGANS...

Work was deader than shit. I'd entirely forgotten that it was a holiday, which means, no perverts to fill my wallet with bennies....

Contacted some local buddies...NorCal was off in louisianna for some reason, but Marcus was partying So off I went...

And...holding to tradition...the minute I show up, boobies are flashing everywhere. Can't explain the phenomenon...just seems folks are desperate to take their clothes off...and I'm just the one to make that happen!

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On my way home, driving entirely too intoxicated to be navigating those twisty-turny streets I'm not familiar with...I ran a curb and blew a tire...and being so close to home I apparently thought I could make it anyway...

I sure wasn't in any mood to be changing any tires...

So I rode the rim...all the way home...smoking and sparking all the way.

There's now an impressive scratch mark all the way through my apartment complex...leading straight up to my van.

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Spent today getting the donut on and trying to find someone to sell me a new rim and new tires...both of which I'd wanted to switch out anyway.

But no...life just isn't that easy, is it?

So here I am on big money Saturday night...at home.
Not that I couldn't use the night off...but I need the money more.

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There you have it ladies and gentlemen...I'm a fucking moron.