I want to be Captain of a ship for a dayI dont wish to sail anywhere, I just want to wear the outfit and make dudes swab the deckthat shit looks hardI would also make people call me Captain, since that is what I would beMy friends would get really confused and try to call me Scott, but I wouldnt answer themThey would get really annoyed and call me Captain Asshole or something, so I would kick them off the boatPeople would learn to respect me if I was CaptainThen the next day I wouldnt be Captain anymoreI would be ScottI could apologize to my friends for kicking them off the boat and we could all walk by the boat again so I could call the new guy Captain AssholeI just want to see this thing from both sides
I think ice cream was doing just fine before someone started putting candy and cookies into it. Now it is like the crack cocaine of dessert food. I am so addicted and I blame Ben and Jerry. Those sons-a-bitches. PHISH FOOD is delicious.
I think ice cream was doing just fine before someone started putting candy and cookies into it. Now it is like the crack cocaine of dessert food. I am so addicted and I blame Ben and Jerry. Those sons-a-bitches. PHISH FOOD is delicious.
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The concept of the movie was creepy but I have seen scarier. I originally wanted to see Meet the Fockers but i got out voted. 
. Anything good in OK? Hmmmm, nope not really. Some pretty descent local bands and thats about it there is nothing to do here we cant even get tattoos. 
. Anything good in OK? Hmmmm, nope not really. Some pretty descent local bands and thats about it there is nothing to do here we cant even get tattoos.
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I had high hopes for that movie so damn. Texas is looking pretty good. 