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Smyrna

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Friday Dec 09, 2005

Dec 8, 2005
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So if Santa Cluase is coming to town, why would anyone be happy??? This old overweight jerk has been breaking in houses annualy. Who in thier right mind would let some creepy old guy slither down thier chimney into thier homes???

What if the fat bastard were to fall and break his leg, he could sue your ass off. Because as screwed up as it is even intruders can sue you and collect from your homeowners/renters insurance. The only way to keep that from happening was for him to be killed in "self defense". Does anyone else out there have the guts to snuff "Jolly 'ole St. Nick".

So Santa Clause might be coming to town, and I'll be calling the local law enforcement...

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