I just realized two things.
1) I'm spending all weekend with my day shut up in a pickup truck as we drive from NC to burlington VT to move my grandmother to buffalo NY. that isnt going to be fun
2) I should kidnap some young lady and go to Las Vegas in June. Why? so that we can get married on 6/6/06 any takers?...
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1) I'm spending all weekend with my day shut up in a pickup truck as we drive from NC to burlington VT to move my grandmother to buffalo NY. that isnt going to be fun
2) I should kidnap some young lady and go to Las Vegas in June. Why? so that we can get married on 6/6/06 any takers?...
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trye:
Hey Home SKillet! Good to see you as a friend! An ally, MUAH HA HA HA!!! Lol. I will tell her I say Hello Back! How the freak are ya?
life is fucking weird.
ever have someone step back in your life at what would seem an inopportune moment but you're just bloody excited to know that they're still alive despite the fact that they just make you damn confused?
weeeee
oh well. we'll just wait and see what developes..
ever have someone step back in your life at what would seem an inopportune moment but you're just bloody excited to know that they're still alive despite the fact that they just make you damn confused?
weeeee
oh well. we'll just wait and see what developes..
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artsaves1228:
ok thats fine, I know what its like to be poor 
just let me know how long u want me to hold it and stuff....i dont mind and thanks f or the birthday wishes 
just let me know how long u want me to hold it and stuff....i dont mind and thanks f or the birthday wishes
artsaves1228:
lol thats ok! and happy new year 
I had no idea one person could ingest so much sperm.
I'm such a lucky fucker
I'm such a lucky fucker
nali:
So are you leaving?
N.
N.
Nobody will probably get this but whatever.
I feel like such a bastard. this is the third fucking time I've done this. Why do I punish myself? It seems I cant let myself be happy.
I feel like I'm going to cry for the second time today.
miserable fucking bastard
I only seem to hurt those I care about most.
I hate myself right now.
I feel like such a bastard. this is the third fucking time I've done this. Why do I punish myself? It seems I cant let myself be happy.
I feel like I'm going to cry for the second time today.
miserable fucking bastard
I only seem to hurt those I care about most.
I hate myself right now.
HEHEHE!!! I'm taller than Hal Sparks! It's rare that I'm taller than someone much less another guy. But I'm above the national average! there must be a town in the US full of small men. I must move there and be a giant. How do I know that I am taller than him? I just found his profile! It's real hard to find.....
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well its almost the weekend and I cant wait.
I did better on my midterms than I thought I would. however if I dont pull my grades up I'll get kicked out of school. and then I wont have a place to live anymore.
so it appears I will be pulling up my grades....
I want to find a girl who is infinitely amused by...
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I did better on my midterms than I thought I would. however if I dont pull my grades up I'll get kicked out of school. and then I wont have a place to live anymore.
so it appears I will be pulling up my grades....
I want to find a girl who is infinitely amused by...
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nali:
Ah skool, always cutting into my getting high time.
Which is all the time now.
Meatwad impression eh?
If I listen to the ATHF theme song over and over it makes my brain aneurysm.
Funny show, I like Carl. Ah hell, their all highlarious.
Pun intended.
Pissing off Christians eh? That sounds like a limitless thing to do.
I hate everyone so I like your.
But,
I hate your band,
because its not my band.
I should go to skool now.
Look I have the power to leave my room, but not myself.
What the hell is a Neckbeard the Pirate?
It sounds cool.
N.
Tests....
Which is all the time now.
Meatwad impression eh?
If I listen to the ATHF theme song over and over it makes my brain aneurysm.
Funny show, I like Carl. Ah hell, their all highlarious.
Pun intended.
Pissing off Christians eh? That sounds like a limitless thing to do.
I hate everyone so I like your.
But,
I hate your band,
because its not my band.
I should go to skool now.
Look I have the power to leave my room, but not myself.
What the hell is a Neckbeard the Pirate?
It sounds cool.
N.
Tests....I am now the lead singer of a band called Deer Sweet Christ. My stage name is Saint Teefus Holy Roman Umpire.
I'm so excited!
go here. I've been laughing my head off at it.
I'm so excited!
go here. I've been laughing my head off at it.
nali:
Hello
I have never talked to you before either.
But I am most excited for you that you are in a band.
Bands are super fun.
Insert Personal Bitterness...................................................................
NOW!
-Hopefully your band won't fall apart because your guitarist and bassists girlfriends forbid them from practicing with you because they are threatened by the fact you are the only good looking girl their boyfriends hang out with and they are jealous and paranoid,
Oh WAIT!
Thats right, thats my sad pathetic story and yours is going to be
the opposite of mine= KICKASS!
Mucho Gusto (nice to meet you)
Happy Entrails!
N.
I have never talked to you before either.
But I am most excited for you that you are in a band.
Bands are super fun.
Insert Personal Bitterness...................................................................
NOW!
-Hopefully your band won't fall apart because your guitarist and bassists girlfriends forbid them from practicing with you because they are threatened by the fact you are the only good looking girl their boyfriends hang out with and they are jealous and paranoid,
Oh WAIT!
Thats right, thats my sad pathetic story and yours is going to be
the opposite of mine= KICKASS!
Mucho Gusto (nice to meet you)
Happy Entrails!
N.
nali:
Subject: What kind of Band are you in? and Purple Mohawks
Uh just in case you didn't know,
MOHAWKS ARE FUCKING HAWT!
Colours* can only make it HAWTTER
(*note Canadian spelling)
Perhaps hotter than sitting up in your stupid yet incredibly comfortable room working on the incredibly funny racist bizarre newspaper/zine you do yourself out of hate with love.
It's nowhere near as cool as the Japanese all girl hardcore band I accidentally know about called:
Yellow Machine Gun.
They rock ass. Sedgeway into bands....
I used to be in a punk band I guess. I'm not punk at all but I like a few bands and I tolerate hardkore,
which makes me a good girlfriend I believe and not a fan.
We played lots of sweet loud fast songs that ended suddenly and were low commitment. You know what I'm sayin?
Yeah. I just found one of our old tapes with this badass song we all forgot we wrote and it prompted me to almost have feelings again.
My musical heart is broken.
Its a consolation,
that no matter how long I don't play drums for whenever I pick up the sticks with someone I still have that wonderful natural talent that you couldn't buy with all the money in the world.
Now my fabulous lazy-ass redneck skater old man boyfriend and I started jamming and we may record the songs for future reference.
Its hard (guys dicks) to be taken seriously (but easy to be taken) as a girl in a band.
If I wasn't such a fucking power house on the drums I guess I wouldn't have these problems!
What are your lyrics like? we didn't really have any, which sucks.
I like bands with lyrics but I sure don't write them too often.
My first band was just guitar and drums, and the second had a bassist.
I don't mind a guitar drums set up if there's lyrics and the drummer is cute.
M.
Uh just in case you didn't know,
MOHAWKS ARE FUCKING HAWT!
Colours* can only make it HAWTTER
(*note Canadian spelling)
Perhaps hotter than sitting up in your stupid yet incredibly comfortable room working on the incredibly funny racist bizarre newspaper/zine you do yourself out of hate with love.
It's nowhere near as cool as the Japanese all girl hardcore band I accidentally know about called:
Yellow Machine Gun.
They rock ass. Sedgeway into bands....
I used to be in a punk band I guess. I'm not punk at all but I like a few bands and I tolerate hardkore,
which makes me a good girlfriend I believe and not a fan.
We played lots of sweet loud fast songs that ended suddenly and were low commitment. You know what I'm sayin?
Yeah. I just found one of our old tapes with this badass song we all forgot we wrote and it prompted me to almost have feelings again.
My musical heart is broken.
Its a consolation,
that no matter how long I don't play drums for whenever I pick up the sticks with someone I still have that wonderful natural talent that you couldn't buy with all the money in the world.
Now my fabulous lazy-ass redneck skater old man boyfriend and I started jamming and we may record the songs for future reference.
Its hard (guys dicks) to be taken seriously (but easy to be taken) as a girl in a band.
If I wasn't such a fucking power house on the drums I guess I wouldn't have these problems!
What are your lyrics like? we didn't really have any, which sucks.
I like bands with lyrics but I sure don't write them too often.
My first band was just guitar and drums, and the second had a bassist.
I don't mind a guitar drums set up if there's lyrics and the drummer is cute.
M.
If I didnt have freinds to worry about my head would implode.
STOP BEING SICK!!! LET ME IMPLODE IN PEACE!!!
STOP BEING SICK!!! LET ME IMPLODE IN PEACE!!!
instarsia:
heh. never!
at dinner tonight I was making fun of someone who (annoying as they may be) has a disability.
a split second later I got douched by karma. someguy was walking past and got bumped and spilled water down my back. This was so quick that I thought someone was mad at me for saying that and dumped water on me.
I felt like an ass....
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a split second later I got douched by karma. someguy was walking past and got bumped and spilled water down my back. This was so quick that I thought someone was mad at me for saying that and dumped water on me.
I felt like an ass....
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instarsia:
wanna go to the rodeo and piss off some clowns?
cause i do
cause i do
God I miss her. I had her for one night. a wonderful night. I had loved her for so long and I had the chance to tell her but I didn't take it. I wonder how things would have turned out if I had told her.
she was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. *sigh*
If I'd known how things would have ended up...
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she was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. *sigh*
If I'd known how things would have ended up...
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