I actually had the following conversation with my cat this afternoon over lunch.
*me eating tostidos and TGIFridays queso*
"Mrooow?"
"No"
"Mrrrroow?"
"No kitty"
"Mrrooooow?"
*in a cartman voice"
"No kitty this is my chips and cheese!"
*staring contest*
"Mrrooww?"
"No"
ten dollars says my girlfriend reads this and mentions me giving him cheetos. he LOVES cheetos. and he purrs when eating them. and I only give him one or two everyonce in awhile.
oh well... at least I know I can communicate with other animals whose brains are the size of walnuts....
*me eating tostidos and TGIFridays queso*
"Mrooow?"
"No"
"Mrrrroow?"
"No kitty"
"Mrrooooow?"
*in a cartman voice"
"No kitty this is my chips and cheese!"
*staring contest*
"Mrrooww?"
"No"
ten dollars says my girlfriend reads this and mentions me giving him cheetos. he LOVES cheetos. and he purrs when eating them. and I only give him one or two everyonce in awhile.
oh well... at least I know I can communicate with other animals whose brains are the size of walnuts....
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What are you saying? Now you're sexist? You chauvanist bastard! What are you even doing on this website! You disgust me. Don't ever write in my journal again you sick fuck! I bet like that sick little pissant, Cartman, that you adoringly immitate so well, so hate Jews too! Now you're an anti-Semite! You don't think the Holocaust really did happen! People like you disgust me on so many levels. Your behavior reflects badly on this site. I'm leaving and never subscribing again. Down with SG!
Just an example of a one-sided conversation I've had recently. I hate stupid people. Oh, and Cartman rocks.