holidaywolf

HEHEHE!!! I'm taller than Hal Sparks! It's rare that I'm taller than someone much less another guy. But I'm above the national average! there must be a town in the US full of small men. I must move there and be a giant. How do I know that I am taller than him? I just found his profile! It's real hard to find.....

Earlier a friend of mine was having a guy that she has a crush on over (she lives with her parents and is a virgin. plus she's never had an orgasm.... yeesh poor girl) and I IMed her and said "did you smooch him like a mule eating an apple?" she said "uh he's still here" I said "I just created a socially awkward moment didnt I?" she said "yeah" So anyways she said she'd talk to me later. I figured that meant a few hours. I get back from haning out with my friends, having my leg humped by a girl and watching girls pass random objects with their cleavage. good times! but anyways I get back (narc on the assholes upstairs) and see she's online. so I IM her. the response I get is "uhm she's kinduv busy right" hmmm. good for her.

oh well. its holloween (in one minute) somebody come here so that wolfie can bite you. We can change under the full moon and cavort whilst stealing sleeping babes from their cribs only to disapear into the night and walk amongst them the next day.

hmm pictures of Wolfie soon. I'm starting to build up the confidence. plus the insistance of the darling Nali to put a face to my name. I have a hard time saying "no" to women. gee that hasnt gotten me in trouble before.... that would have been in the sarcasm font.

oh well Happy Holloween and Happy Samhain. tomorrow I'm gonna be a