I am now the lead singer of a band called Deer Sweet Christ. My stage name is Saint Teefus Holy Roman Umpire.
I'm so excited!
go here. I've been laughing my head off at it.
I'm so excited!
go here. I've been laughing my head off at it.
I have never talked to you before either.
But I am most excited for you that you are in a band.
Bands are super fun.
Insert Personal Bitterness...................................................................
NOW!
-Hopefully your band won't fall apart because your guitarist and bassists girlfriends forbid them from practicing with you because they are threatened by the fact you are the only good looking girl their boyfriends hang out with and they are jealous and paranoid,
Oh WAIT!
Thats right, thats my sad pathetic story and yours is going to be
the opposite of mine= KICKASS!
Mucho Gusto (nice to meet you)
Happy Entrails!
N.
Uh just in case you didn't know,
MOHAWKS ARE FUCKING HAWT!
Colours* can only make it HAWTTER
(*note Canadian spelling)
Perhaps hotter than sitting up in your stupid yet incredibly comfortable room working on the incredibly funny racist bizarre newspaper/zine you do yourself out of hate with love.
It's nowhere near as cool as the Japanese all girl hardcore band I accidentally know about called:
Yellow Machine Gun.
They rock ass. Sedgeway into bands....
I used to be in a punk band I guess. I'm not punk at all but I like a few bands and I tolerate hardkore,
which makes me a good girlfriend I believe and not a fan.
We played lots of sweet loud fast songs that ended suddenly and were low commitment. You know what I'm sayin?
Yeah. I just found one of our old tapes with this badass song we all forgot we wrote and it prompted me to almost have feelings again.
My musical heart is broken.
Its a consolation,
that no matter how long I don't play drums for whenever I pick up the sticks with someone I still have that wonderful natural talent that you couldn't buy with all the money in the world.
Now my fabulous lazy-ass redneck skater old man boyfriend and I started jamming and we may record the songs for future reference.
Its hard (guys dicks) to be taken seriously (but easy to be taken) as a girl in a band.
If I wasn't such a fucking power house on the drums I guess I wouldn't have these problems!
What are your lyrics like? we didn't really have any, which sucks.
I like bands with lyrics but I sure don't write them too often.
My first band was just guitar and drums, and the second had a bassist.
I don't mind a guitar drums set up if there's lyrics and the drummer is cute.
M.