I was born the same year Saturday Night Live debuted and often think when I’m watching the show the same thing I think when I look in the mirror, “how is this still on?”
Me: "Happy Groundhog's Day!"
Child: "Groundhog's Day is today?!"
Me: "Yes!"
Child: "Awesome! Where does the Groundhog leave me my presents?"
Me: "That's not how..."
Child: "UGH! You mean the Groundhog is gonna stiff me just like that Chris Columbus dude did?!"
Sometimes truth and fiction are the exact same thing
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Today I received a combination Toaster / Toaster Oven for Father's Day. Last year I got a PS3. Some would think this was a downgrade, but I make a lot of toast, and my old toaster was possesed by the tortured spirit of an evil Canadian Witch Doctor.
Anyway, on the side of the box it gives instructions in English and Spanish for how to...
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niobe:
I love my toaster oven. You can cook a pizza in it. It rocks!
niobe:
Did you use it yet?
When I was driving once,
I saw this painted on a bridge...
"I don't want the world. I just want your half."
I saw this painted on a bridge...
"I don't want the world. I just want your half."
Track from the mix CD made for my daughter (5 months old)
WALTZING MATILDA
Once a jolly swagman camped by the billabong
Under the shade of a coolabah tree
And he sang as he sat and waited while his billy boiled
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?
Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?
And he sang as he sat and waited...
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WALTZING MATILDA
Once a jolly swagman camped by the billabong
Under the shade of a coolabah tree
And he sang as he sat and waited while his billy boiled
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?
Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?
And he sang as he sat and waited...
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Track from the mix CD made for my daughter (5 months old)
THE RAINBOW CONNECTION
Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,...
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THE RAINBOW CONNECTION
Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,...
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Track from the mix CD for my daughter (5 months old)
SLOOP JOHN B
We come on the sloop John B
My grandfather and me
Around nassau town we did roam
Drinking all night
Got into a fight
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go home
So hoist up the John B's sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain...
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SLOOP JOHN B
We come on the sloop John B
My grandfather and me
Around nassau town we did roam
Drinking all night
Got into a fight
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go home
So hoist up the John B's sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain...
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Track from the mix CD made for my daughter (5 months old)
NEW SOUL
I'm a new soul
I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit
about how to give and take
But since I came here,
felt the joy and the fear
Finding myself making
every possible mistake
La, la, la, lah
La la la la la la lah
La,...
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NEW SOUL
I'm a new soul
I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit
about how to give and take
But since I came here,
felt the joy and the fear
Finding myself making
every possible mistake
La, la, la, lah
La la la la la la lah
La,...
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melliebeth:
Thanks for loving my set; your profile was fun to read!
Track 20 from the mix CD made for my daughter (5 months old)
SNOOPY VS. THE RED BARON
After the turn of the century,
In the clear blue skies over Germany,
Came a roar and a thunder man had never heard,
Like the screaming sound of a big war bird.
Up in the sky, a man in a plane
Baron von Richthofen was his name....
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SNOOPY VS. THE RED BARON
After the turn of the century,
In the clear blue skies over Germany,
Came a roar and a thunder man had never heard,
Like the screaming sound of a big war bird.
Up in the sky, a man in a plane
Baron von Richthofen was his name....
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